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@indiepxnk
barista: the usual, ma’am?
me: yep, i can’t start my day without it
the usual:
This is cute and wholesome but I had to look up this pobblebonk and I’m losing my mind
Bonk bonk!
@rivendork
Part of sex-positivity is supporting people who’re positive that they don’t want to have sex.
bro if you keep looking so cute im gonna have to give you a smooch
the older I get, the more attractive stability becomes……………… i just want some god damn peace of mind and a non-stressful environment
another Same Energy: so ive asked my family to refer to me as they/them bc im nb, and a few times ive corrected my cousins when theyve misgendered me. and so when my little cousins were playing superheroes, one of them said i could be supergirl, and my four year old cousin immediately pipes in with “but sams not a girl” and then, after a bit of thought, “you can be superthey!”
Same Energy ™️: my good close friend didn’t want to call me queen or king, so they ended up calling me monarch, which was funny as fuck cause my brain instantly went to “the butterfly???”
one of my friends calls me madamonsieur and i love it so much.
See, THIS is how you make gender jokes!
My bestie’s group name
(We’re all mildly allergic to gender lol)
Rock stations be like “We only do three things here, drink beer, watch sports, and play the hardest rock in the whole world, and if you don’t like it you can pull that tampon out of your vagina you girl” [plays Thunder by Imagine Dragons]
Alt stations be like “Tired of that tired pop station, welcome to your new alternative, where we only play the most left of the dial underground artists we can find” [plays Thunder by Imagine Dragons]
Throwback stations be like “We’re here to bring you all your favorite classics of decades past, doesn’t matter when, 70s, 80s, 90s, whatever takes you back to the days of old” [plays Thunder by Imagine Dragons]
@inquisitorwienand
My friends cat grew up with guinea pigs. Sometimes she forgets she a cat
today my teacher said “we’re gonna do a new poem form today called a sonnet” and i said “sonnet the hedgehog” way louder than i intended to and everyone stared at me and that was a low point
No offense but your friends are your soulmates too and not just people to complain about your romantic relationship to
When Dad shops for a tree without mom
pic i made
Man I love this website
I respect this man’s decision making skills.
This is hilarious
You forgot the Sequel!!