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island-delver-go

An absolute legend of a madlad

Part 4 of 4

thepersonalquotes

““To have someone understand your mind is a different kind of intimacy.” - Unknown”

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theehorsepusssy

frogluvr2000

weltenwellen

Catherine Gildiner, Good Morning, Monster: Five Heroic Journeys to Emotional Recovery

ovur

matrose

sam gaybaited so hard. he went through hell for frodo & kept kissing him & when they got home frodo had to be like teehee when are you moving in sam 🥰 only for sam to be like sorry frodo im getting married to the woman of my dreams. and then frodo had to sail to ptsd island or whatever the fuck because his hobbit insurance didnt cover a therapist. so fucked up

funnytwittertweets

derinthescarletpescatarian

*adds a sprinkle of cornstarch to the plot and stirs*

derinthescarletpescatarian

#NOOOOO URE SUPPOSED TO MIX THE CORNSTARCH INTO A SLURRY BEFORE ADDING IT TO UR SOUP ITLL CLUMP IN HOT WATER

NOOO THE PLOT CLUMPENS

funnytwittertweets

resplendeo

I asked an ornithologist about this today and he said that they can't remember the nineties. "They're dumb," he said.

madatmost

Ulla Wiggen, Iris XV 2020

veryfunnymemes

quadricolor-deactivated20211220

Patrick's watches are by far the funniest thing in the world to me rn

delindaarts

my mans was drippin too hard

psychwardgenius

Yall notice how he's losing his phalanges? He definitely had an opposable thumb on the first image.... By the fourth it's just a curly noodle.

antimony-ore

It’s ok, they’ll grow back 😂

patrik-star

bettydraperlookingpissed

goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

mediocrepresident

YES

fortangel

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.