An absolute legend of a madlad
Part 4 of 4
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
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we're not kids anymore.
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An absolute legend of a madlad
Part 4 of 4
““To have someone understand your mind is a different kind of intimacy.” - Unknown”
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Catherine Gildiner, Good Morning, Monster: Five Heroic Journeys to Emotional Recovery
sam gaybaited so hard. he went through hell for frodo & kept kissing him & when they got home frodo had to be like teehee when are you moving in sam 🥰 only for sam to be like sorry frodo im getting married to the woman of my dreams. and then frodo had to sail to ptsd island or whatever the fuck because his hobbit insurance didnt cover a therapist. so fucked up
*adds a sprinkle of cornstarch to the plot and stirs*
#NOOOOO URE SUPPOSED TO MIX THE CORNSTARCH INTO A SLURRY BEFORE ADDING IT TO UR SOUP ITLL CLUMP IN HOT WATER
NOOO THE PLOT CLUMPENS
I asked an ornithologist about this today and he said that they can't remember the nineties. "They're dumb," he said.
Ulla Wiggen, Iris XV 2020
Patrick's watches are by far the funniest thing in the world to me rn
my mans was drippin too hard
Yall notice how he's losing his phalanges? He definitely had an opposable thumb on the first image.... By the fourth it's just a curly noodle.
It’s ok, they’ll grow back 😂
reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for
No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!
So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”
Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.
Confidence Helps
Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:
“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”
Black Knifecat Enamel Pin | Etsy
@avyine
@woodyswicked I have one of these and it’s perfect
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
i don’t know if elephants understand politics but i Highly doubt they would be republicans
“The rain is full of ghosts tonight.”
— Edna St. Vincent Millay