Alex @indigoleviathan - Tumblr Blog

honestly between this and “the wall” this man just has terminal New York Real Estate Guy brain

Puddingbrain literally saw it on TV the night before.

I may have context for this! Last night WPBT in Palm Beach broadcast the 1979 Clint Eastwood film "Escape from Alcatraz."

helenvaughans

the theory that trump can only hold the last thing he saw or heard in his mind at a time continues to be vindicated. he’s like an infant with no object permanence.

isuggestlandback

Hey Don I got an idea

loafdy

Lime Doodle!! (Witch’s Heart)

After my Calculus Test, ILL GET YALL ANOTHER COMIC 🤞🍞

mulagir

I’ve got your back! (even if you don’t have mine)

mulagir

comm for a friend of @bugsybugs ‘s wizard Cicero!

want something like this? hmu!

screechingsandwichhologram

when i was little i used to think any bad driver was from massachusetts and if they had a different license plate then they must have just moved from mass

massachusetts-official

Official Post of Massachusetts

milliposting

nepetafan69420

corvin-ito

@making-you-in-spore sorry for stealing your job but i made My Happiest Moment: Bug in spore

packs used : base game, exoskeleton limbs,

took creative liberties with the eyes because i wanted to

there is a parts stacking mod involved but it should work fine without mods applied

I love baseball

they let the pest control man throw out the first pitch 😭

ascientistknits

Nicole Cliffe has a whole twitter thread about funny/horrifying anaesthesia stories that you should read all of, but this is definitely my favourite

areslinkysart

Judging from the way the stripes go, that scarf was knitted sideways. Meaning the person cast on 17 feet’s worth of stitches and knitted those 17 feet back & forth for three inches. I’m in awe.

derinthescarletpescatarian

The next Doctor’s costume looks great.

radicalpolitics

You forgot the best part

strawberry-crocodile

im starting to think that treating nazi germany as a unique and incomparable evil rather than as an extention of the western european colonial project that happened to threaten the interests of other western european powers might be bad actually

sivavakkiyar

there was this guy aimé who said something like this 70 years ago

technicoloryuri

heirtocragflame

Reblogging this twice. The first one is because I’m a feminist and the second one is because I’m a pervert.

horreurscopes

the tv show "the torment nexus game is bad" being a poignant critique of wage slavery and class disparity and capitalism that is popularized in the west by big tv corporation bc it makes them money, then being turned into "the torment nexus game is bad: the game show" by the most souless and therefore most popular youtuber because it makes him money, so then big tv corporation makes their OWN "the torment nexus game is bad: the OFFICIAL game show" to make even more money off the "the torment nexus game is bad" fictional critique of capitalism tv show, and then it turns out that many allegations of torment nexus-like conditions come out of both reality tv game shows but there aren't any consequences. and then Bigger Corporation goes to the soulless youtuber and is like. lets make another "the torment nexus game is bad" -esque game show to make us a lot of money because the people stuck in the torment nexus love that shit. it's called "the torment nexus game is fun :-)" and then the writer of the "the torment nexus game is bad" posts on twitter that he fucking hates his own story and what it has become. you would think this is a plot from a heavy-handed early black mirror episode but it is unfortunately a plot from real life

brightlotusmoon

balaclava-trismegistus

follow me on mychart

balaclava-trismegistus

Lmao dude your cortisol ain't shittttttt. check out my developmental venous anomaly btw

tubeteevee

shoutout to all my autistic warriors enduring the holiday season. your fight is finally over, may you experience peace and solitude

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

So I was once actually collecting data in a frozen river, and another guy fell in, filled up his waders and everything. He was wearing cotton (we were floored), and I had the car keys so I was like “alright, I’ll walk you back to the car to make sure you’re okay. Then you can strip down in there and get the heat going. There’s a blanket to wrap up in.” And he looked at me like I was insane. He said, “what? I’m fine.” I informed him that actually, if he stayed outside in subzero temperatures, soaking wet, in cotton, he was Licherly going to Freeze To Death, and he was like, “it’s not the 1800s lmao.”

And then while the guy in charge Forced him to go back to the car and strip, I had to stand there in a frozen river absolutely bewildered by the implication that a Wildife Biologist thought hypothermia is like, an old timey disease that people stopped getting at some point.

hotvampireadjacent

I was reading something about Whitestown, Indiana and my eyes nearly popped out of my head thinking it was one of THOSE comically racist towns. Nice to know, at least the name, wasn’t that.