part-time professor

I'm making this up as I go. an ind. indiana jones rp, penned by c. & est. 2024.

[indiiana]

X NEVER MARKS THE SPOT.

an independent indiana jones rp. rules / dossier.

[assiraphales]

imagine dealing w an international crisis involving precious artifacts and someone is like ‘don’t worry I know a guy’ and it’s a dorky connecticut college professor named henry who slips into his slutsona and suddenly he’s capable of saving the world w the power of his whip & fedora

[indiiana]

starter call !

[indiiana]

@goddamnpartner

“ 𝙶𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝙸 𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚊 show you around, ” said Indiana, with an arm offered out to Marion. Returning home after rollicking adventure was always an adjustment for Indy -- he could never decide if he preferred being home or adventuring. Sometimes it seemed like he only appreciated one when he was away from it.

He glanced at Marion, and thought, funny how that happens.

“ You hungry? ”

[indiiana]

starter call !

[junkfoodcinemas]

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) dir. Steven Spielberg

[spinninwiththestars]

A few times in my life, I’ve seen a few things. I’ve been tortured by voodoo, I’ve been shot nine times, but I’ve been looking for this… all my life.

[crownmemes]

Ill & Injured Sentences, Vol. 5

(Sentences for muses that don't feel so great, and for muses trying to take care of another. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"How long will this take to heal?"

"Your memory will return over the next several days, so we'll wait and watch."

"You better sit down before you keel over!"

"You're suffering from a head trauma. You appear to have mild retrograde amnesia."

"Am I going to die?"

"Do I need to worry about you?"

"You're self-medicating with homemade drugs?"

"Are you trying to fix me?"

"Have the headaches started yet?"

"I don't deserve to die like this!"

"I've never felt pain like this, ever!"

"Why are you walking? You were in a coma!"

"You can keep on telling yourself that you're fine, but you're not fine!"

"This may be something of an understatement, but you are not doing well."

"You better take that shirt off. You can't get bloodstains like that out if they set."

"Your head wound wasn't caused by an accident. It was the result of a gunshot."

"Don't you die on me! You hear me?"

"A panic attack is a miscued fight-or-flight mechanism. You think it's a heart attack, but the body is just sending oxygen to organise that need it for defence."

"Listen, you sit here and bleed, or you trust me."

"Was I in some kind of accident?"

"Up until the punching, this was a real nice party."

"I'm going to bleed out while we have this conversation. Can we do this somewhere else?"

"Hey, don't go to sleep. You probably have a concussion."

"Shouldn't you be resting?"

"Do you have any lingering pain from the accident?"

"Am I going to die? I mean, soon?"

"You broke my nose!"

"You can fool the doctors, but you can't fool me."

"They have absolutely fabulous drugs here! I feel great!"

"I'm sorry, does that hurt?"

"This won't hurt. It'll just feel a touch odd."

"Some people swear by hair of the dog, but I refer nature's sponge: the egg."

"I'm in too much pain to go to sleep."

"If you like breathing, you might want to fix this."

"I've never felt so helpless in my life."

"Is there someone we should call for you?"

"I know I don't know you well enough to say this, but you haven't seemed yourself lately."

"Are you sure you don't want to see a doctor?"

"There's bad, and there's bad."

"You're going to be okay. You're going to be alright, okay?"

[junkfoodcinemas]

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)