Indirect BTD quotes

Canon Boyfriend To Death quotes? Probably not

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A plug for the friends

@jerrybabyz

-cool dude tbh

-Too much Voltron

@badboyowo

-cursed tbh

-still iconic

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Tom Holland

MC: we need a vote, Tom Holland or Tobey Maguire?

Mainly everyone: Tom Holland

Rire and Vincent: Tobey Maguire

MC: weeb s

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Furries

Strade: ÒwÓ

Ren: ówò;;

MC: ... >~<

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Because she asked

[an accurate representation of my pal @ Rire]

Rire: it’s time to die mortal

Sophie: Ok 👌

Rire: UwU

Sophie: >.> *dies*

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Tea shortage

Rire: oh no looks like we’re all out of tea

MC: can’t you just buy so more?

Rire: I can’t buy this kind of tea

MC:... what kind is it?

Rire: Human blood infused earl grey

MC: gotta blast

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I don’t think you understand how loud I yelled when I saw this

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Get out

Me: Strades the best character

Pal 1: No, Akira

Pal 2: N o p e, Sano

Pal 3: Rire ;))

Me, Pal 1 and 2: Out, leave

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High School Musical

MC, deciding to sing Fabulous: I need I need, I need I need, I need I need... I neeeeed-

Strade: -a knife to the heart? I can help with that

MC: Actually it’s fabulous

Strade: knife to the heart it is

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What’s the point?

A group of the BTD Bois and MC went on a team building trip to the wilderness, only approximately 3 actually wanted to be there

MC: Was there even a purpose for this ‘team building trip’

Ren: To strengthen our bond as friends

Lawrence: To look at the flowers

Strade: To kill animals

....

Strade: I’ve already sliced 5 squirrels!

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Mm yes

Strade: *exists*

Me: mmmmm yes good content yes please, actually stomp on me Papi 👌👌👌

My friends: This is unhealthy

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Book club

Rire: so Strade, what did you bring?

Strade: *pulls up a book labelled ‘50 great things about knives’*

MC: didn’t you write that?

Strade: yep.

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Sano please

Sano, probably high: MC?

MC: yeah?

Sano: why isn’t insulin taken orally?

MC:.. Sano I’m not a doctor, you are

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:000

Rire: *pulls of mask*

MC and Ren: I knew it

Everyone else: Steve Harwell?!

Steve: And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for you losers, and your pesky fox too

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[Sign: leaves your weapons at the door]

Strade: *groans* *takes off his jacket and turns it upside down, several knives fall out at once*

MC: How-

Ren: -don’t ask

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Strade: hey, wanna grab a beer with me?

MC: only if you don’t murder me *laughs*

Strade: no promises

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Lawrence: aren’t we all just a little gay??

Ren: what do you mean by ‘a little’? I’m at least 56% pure homo

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Rire: *stares intently at cups of tea*

MC: Rire..?

Rire: I put poison in one of these but I forgot which one..

MC: oh oka- wait what