Jumping Spider Jesus Freak

As I said, I’m a Jesus Freak. Amateur and aspiring arachnologist. Total Terry Pratchett geek. Oh, you want more? Uh, let’s see. I’m also a twenty-something, hetero cis male from the USA, an Eagle Scout, an ENFP-a/t, and have been diagnosed ADHD-Primarily Inattentive (with sensory integration and executive dysfunction issues). I made the jack-o-lantern that gave me my avatar image. I did not make the sculpture from the Chicago Zoo in my header, but I did take the photo.

[a-titty-ninja]

[gardeninglovers]

[corrynkeel]

Goth or not this is really cool!

[comradeprozac]

“The Legend of Tarzan is a remake of Disney’s Tarzan”

This line alone has made me stop watching videos by Sideways.

[corrynkeel]

Who? You mean the transformer? I didn’t know he was a youtuber.

[luisonte]

[spiderdumpling-deactivated20230]

He got embarrassed

[corrynkeel]

The sheer floof on that dog...

[wishgirls-archive]

2016 was so wack how did mystic messenger, voltron legendary defender, pokemon go, yuri on ice, zootopia, stranger things, and overwatch all come out in like a span of 6 months

[wishgirls-archive]

some additions: haikyuu was going strong, homestuck ended, harambe, scary clowns, skam season 3, tt by twice, LEMONADE BY BEYONCÉ?????, here come dat boi, damn daniel, BNHA season 1 .... H*MILTON

[wishgirls-archive]

HISTORY OF JAPAN CAME OUT????????

[gluttonousgoddess]

Why censor Hamilton? It’s not a slur.

[corrynkeel]

I really miss 2016

[skystonedclouds]

Chinese Christian school children being targeted… and forced to deny Christ.

[john8-32-deactivated20241024]

Pray for them

[corrynkeel]

That’s messed up.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Us wanting more EXP leads to an almost TPK

DM: Hey do you guys wanna earn some extra EXP?

Party: Yeah sure!

**our next random encounter while escorting a caravan full of food we heisted for our city; A GARGANTUAN ANCIENT BLACK DRAGON APPEARS**

Party: well shit.

Me (ooc): okay guys, let’s scatter so we don’t get hit with it’s breath weapon ((like last time when we fought a dragon and we all conveniently formed a cone for the dragon 🙃))

DM: *first person in intiative goes, so no one has been able to move yet* Okay so the dragon takes a legendary action, everyone in *this* 10 ft wide line make a dex save!

Party: rolls okayish? At least two of us pass and get half damage

DM: 92 acid damage, y'all who passed get halfed.

Party: *almost tpk’d, those who passed are pretty bloodied, save one fighter with sheildmaster* okay 🙃

((we’re 6 level 10 PCs so we pulled through in the end by surrounding it but jfc that was close!))

[bensoloedits]

#it’s what we deserved

[retrogamingblog2]

Nintendo Heroes Shirts made by LouisRos

[tropinui]

Chum the waters… freaks from the deep…

Demands..? unmet.

[corrynkeel]

Damn I miss Bionicle

[kotortwo]

literally obsessed with this tiktok (x)

[atomic-rez]

Godzilla after he fucks up Tokyo for the 6th time this week

[quiche-quibbles]

I’m this close to unfollowing even Christian blogs that can’t stay away from debating publicly on Tumblr instead of taking it into private. The wall of texts are becoming stressful just to scroll through…

I left to take a break cuz that sort of thing was tiring me out and now that I’m back 4 weeks later, it still tires me out.

One more word from the entertainment discussion (or any other hot issue that will never be solved online) on my dashboard and the only Christians I’m gonna be following are those who never participate in debates 🙃

No that was not a warning to people. You folks can do whatever you think the Spirit is telling you to do. That was me reminding myself what I’m gonna do.

Also let me reiterate that at least half the subjects of discourse I’ve seen being discussed can be filed under “Nonessentials”.

[prokopetz]

“We have you now, foul necromancer!”

“Oh, for– you again? We’ve been through this before. My corpses are ethically sourced from consenting donors, and my invocations were in compliance with the Academy’s list of approved blasphemies at the time they were performed. You’ve got nothing on me.”

“Ah, that’s where you’re wrong! You see, we consulted the Lawyers’ Guild, and according to city bylaws, reanimating more than twelve corpses per calendar year qualifies as industrial manufacturing – and this is a residential zone!”

[corrynkeel]

...Said AE Pessimal to Dr. Hix.

[valtsv]

[darkorionpax]

@front-down ....I'm gonna have a crow, a raven, a beard, an eyepatch and a staff....and maybe a wolf as well

[licerice]

[radondoran]

Visit Original Link

[prospit-dreemurr]

MOTHER OF GOD

[t-temmy]

ARE YOU FUCKIN

[enoshiitma-deactivated20141017]

OH GOD ITS BACK

[thesylverlining]

DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.

YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL

BUT THEN

THEN

THE LYRICS START

seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably

[darkorionpax]

@front-down

I REMEMBER THIS…..

[otherwindow]

Why are the wise wizards and witches in the party always posh British people and never like, an Australian mage. Rogue: The artefact we stole appears to be celestial in origin Outback Mage: too fuckin right mate

[corrynkeel]

The Last Continent by Terry Pratchett