Choose life.

Link to the blog I actually use more than this one: obsidiancorde.tumblr.com

[toastoat]

“ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ ”

[ironicbaking]

i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

[toastoat]

omg hi

[cinnamonfreckles5]

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

[jetliners]

uhhhhhhh

[boota]

hey

[yodiscrepo]

[greenhappiness13]

aleksandrmarchent:

shout out to all my followers that stick with me every time my interests change and you end up with a bunch of “what the hell is this shit” on your dashboards yall rock

[shortvideosandstuff]

[my-name-is-void-deactivated2015]

I’m too short for this shit

me trying to reach anything ever (via rickardsmorgan)

[e-motionality]

[uhrair-blog]

What’s that on your hand????? *holds it* itS ME

[sne-blog1]

im so proud of myself for thinking about studying

[catastrofe]

when you’re giving your best and no one cares

[jvker]

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

[tacoabel]

[ixnay-on-the-oddk]

[wandering-tangents]

Every single tall person is totally okay with being made fun of for being tall. You ask how the weather is up there, and they just grin and go “Yeah hahah I’m tall.” Every single short person is fueled by rage at their height. Make fun of them at your own peril. You ask how the weather is down there, and they instantly go from zero to “Bitch I will cut you.”

[shanonono]

advantages of being short

cute by default

big sweaters look adorable on you

people are protective of you

you get to be the little spoon

disadvantages of being short

nicknames like “shorty” or “short stack” mark you for life

people discriminate you

not intimidating

pants are too long on your legs

[omgkatsudonplease]

“she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party.”

“yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too.”

[elteatrodetuvida]

"Lo que las mujeres quieren es un pervertido detallista con alto coeficiente intelectual, romántico y de mente sucia."

[birdystark-moved-now-punkr0xy-d]

Psychic: -reads my mind-

My Mind:

Psychic: What the FUCK