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twenties | I mostly post random stuff, but I am currently obsessed with Noragami. Also, I really do need a new url. Bon appétit.

[wanderingcas]

can we all hold hands and agree not to call fanworks content. can we all kiss each other's foreheads and agree not to call it "promoting your content". i beg of you i am not a cog in the machine i am not doing this for profit i am not an influencer im just engaging in a hobby helppppp

[arinav-art]

Happiness is...

[sunshinetrinket]

i hope im not just a mutual to you but also a really annoying stranger who is somehow always going through something

[kosmogrl]

[pixxeidust]

women's beauty standards:

- hourglass body shape

- tiny waist

- long legs

- large eyes

- no body hair

conclusion:

conventionally attractive woman

[homunculus-argument]

I know that I'll certainly never be someone they'd build a memorial for, but if I could get one, I'd like to get one of those park bench statues that are sitting on the bench. Specifically of me sitting casually looking towards the other seat at an angle, looking intrigued with a "surprised but not disappointed" kind of a look on my face. Kind of a "huh, won't you look at that."

I want that specifically so people can make it a meme to post pictures of themselves showing me stuff. Like memes off their phone.

Or maybe things that they are proud of but don't have anyone else to show them to. Like your school graduation papers, this cool knitting project you finally finished, your baby who's never going to see their grandparents.

And I also want a clause that they will absolutely fucking never put those anti-homeless things of any kind on my damn bench. So if there's ever someone who's got nobody else to keep them company, they can at least spend the night with me.

[oldwindowsicons]

Windows 10 - Disk Cleanup

[seagrahm]

everyone came together and agreed

[yb-cringe]

burrito ordwred god send it to my hands

[yb-cringe]

god is sending a man called david

[yb-cringe]

not the king i odnt think

[yb-cringe]

no i dont think so

[i-am-a-fish]

fun fact about me is I have no money. every month I spend it all on house I don't own

[i-am-a-fish]

wait no not a fun fact. this fact sucks. sucks fact

[dumbassunicorn08]

When you go to your high school reunion and don’t recognize anyone

[caoticrot-deactivated20260820]

Makes me wonder whether people have actually told her Henry’s last name cause lord 😭😭

[yourl0calqueer]

[waowprincess]

a perfect world where people go to play minigolf and say to each other "so. if this is minigolf, then whats golf?" and no one knows because golf hasnt existed for hundreds of years by that point

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They reinvent golf from minigolf and what they come up with involves rolling beach balls through a theme park

[angelicdewdrop]

[sleepysoul16]

i just know itd be soooo sexy to violently fall down this staircase and slowly lose consciousness at the bottom in a pool of your own blood

[segamascott]

[yqm]

but its important

[japhers]

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[loud-whistling-yes]

Your immune system getting weaker when you're stressed has got to be the dumbest stress response ever like oh you've been having a horrible terrible no good week? Let Me Make It Worse.

[homunculus-argument]

"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.