clap clap you found me

Jo she/her 19✨.// lowkey proud of vld ngl.// my dash is a mess ur welcum.

[habken]

I had a vision

[ineedadragon]

Offing oneself isnt the answer but it sure damn well would save me a lot of tears now would it!!

[peachy-lutin]

It turns out the real winner of Eurovisin was the male nudity we saw along the way

[mysharona1987]

[wanderersrespiteblog]

what a nice nonpolitical eurovision

[ineedadragon]

Ξεφτίλα

[loklover123]

ΓΑΜΙΕΣΤΕ

[ineedadragon]

Guys stop i cant like all the comments at once

[villainofthepiece]

“i hope you’re sitting down, but…i think…i’ve made some friends here. like, real friends. i think they might really like me. imagine that.” and he’s talking about luke castellan i’m gonna throw up

[maggieithink-06]

[cadaverkeys]

Im not American so please forgive me if this comes across as rude but when Americans start a sentence with "during the 2016 killer clown craze-" I can't help myself. Talked about like it was a force of nature. Said with a nonchalant air like its an inevitable part of growing up. The killer clown craze.

[valtsv]

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

[valtsv]

me when i'm in genuine agonising distress: i'm so sorry if i'm bothering you with my childish histrionics :/

me when i'm just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe

[forcekenobi]

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[forcekenobi]

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

[hyperchaotix]

[icarus-suraki]

[nostalgebraist]

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

[transmortifried]

[savetheflower-1967]

Nun in red heels from Readers Digest magazine, ca 1967.

[raisondetriment]

I know I only have so many mutuals but I can NOT let you get away with hiding this in the tags

[huffylemon]

damn ok lake superior

[songsofwaterandnight]

Ok yeah that lake is superior

[i-am-a-fish]

🔲 relax shoulders/unhinge jaw

🔲 stretch in any way that feels comfortable

🔲 go find+drink some water or any refreshing drink

🔲 deep breath

🔲 resume your silly activity of choice

[im-a-sentient-magic-carpet]

U-unhinge jaw?

[i-am-a-fish]

I meant to write unclench your jaw but yeah. pop it open like a cold one. live a little