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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
cherry valley forever
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styofa doing anything
Mike Driver
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
will byers stan first human second
ellievsbear
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@ineedchocolatemilknow
I haven't been on Tumblr for such a long time and the only blogs left are that one I've followed for as long as I've been on this website, who hasn't changed their sense of humor an inch, and a single quiet blog that only reblogs beautiful photos of naked cute men
Glad to see all is well
me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???
my brain:
my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
ranibow sprimkle……..
kepchup.
SPINCH
B A N C H
chichen nuggest
b R o G L e
strawbebbies..
this post almost moved me to tears
why would someone think this is a good idea
because it is
this car is about to blow up and then act like it dont know nobody
@ineedchocolatemilknow
This is the Miata equivalent of a SoundCloud rapper that decided to wear a casual white shirt today, but can't get rid of his weird dental mods
The internet is literally older than you, babe
Another anal rest for the wicked
behold, a man
ERASERHEAD BABY OFF HIS SHITS
FATHERLESS BIPED, THE DEFINITIVE HOMO SAPIEN
3 years ago I got off work late & was in line at the grocery store and I accidentally made eye contact with a white boy in a SnapBack, he looked me up and down then in the sleaziest voice said “Salaaaa malaikum” to this day it echoes as I see him vividly during sleep paralysis
he was just greeting you lmao
When someone breaks into your home and whispers “h-hewwo…? uWu ” In your ear as you lie still in fear, I will be in the corner, grinning. You look at me, your eyes pleading, begging for help. But what do I say? “He was just greeting you lmao” it echoes in the suddenly cold room. You hear it again, somehow getting closer. “H-h-hewwo? Is anyone thewe? OwO” who will save you now?
How dare this guy try to greet you in a language he doesn't fully grasp yet? We must all be completely fluent in a language, or not try to speak it at all!!!!1!!one!!
i hate behavior. if you act like anything unfollow me
people who dont even care about language: how can you just CHANGE grammar??? add new wORds?? unacceptable!!! language must never change!!!!!11 kids these days cant even spell!!
people who study language: ANARCHY!! ANARCHY!!!! LANGUAGE IS FLUID AND WORDS AREN’T REAL!! change! the! grammar! rules!! burn a dictionary!!! NO ONE CARES!!!!!
Some goon : This word is made up.
Me, an intellectual : As all words are.
Me, an amateur linguist: literally makes up words based on how real they feel
Big shoutout to sleep, you're not always there for me when I need you, and you don't always do your job perfectly well. But by God I couldn't live without you.
Mountain patio
@ineedchocolatemilknow
Amateur hour 😤😤
Not bad
But amateur hour 😤😤
Tea is pretty hardcore if you think about it.
You’re extracting substances from dried up body parts of organisms that are literally farmed, selectively bred with other such organisms to get optimal results, by submerging said shriveled, dried up leaves in water that you boiled especially to get all the substances out of them as possible.
And if that wasn’t horrible enough, you consume it. For your enjoyment.
To add to it, because it's such a pleasant activity to partake in anyways, you think fuck it, might as well use the excess heat to warm up my cold murderous hands.
Tea is pretty hardcore if you think about it.
You're extracting substances from dried up body parts of organisms that are literally farmed, selectively bred with other such organisms to get optimal results, by submerging said shriveled, dried up leaves in water that you boiled especially to get all the substances out of them as possible.
And if that wasn't horrible enough, you consume it. For your enjoyment.
