its (c)lit

poland. 23. ig gaywesome

[pauljpeg]

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

[dovv]

[shrimpkidd]

[sacred-portal]

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[fremulon]

when someone asks my political views

[skellydun]

what a normal text to receive from your mother

[zackisontumblr]

fantasizing about my back being cracked like a glow stick and releasing all of my inhibitions, allowing me to feel the rain on my skin

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

(in tears) next year i will have so much fun!

[thepuppyclub]

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

[trickstertime]

As per my last email,

YES!!!!!!

Regards,

[mephostophilis]

hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.

[dingdongyouarewrong]

for some reason this post but SPECIFICALLY "one must flip a light switch whenst in the dark" haunts my brain

[teamrocketing]

thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

[weaselle]

this is a man who has experienced The Public

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

“Look at me”

[theysaywhatasadsight]

[awsomecutecats]

At the vet’s office

[catastrophe-noir-deactivated202]

someone copy pasted he

[toastbutteregg]

[o-lanterns]

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

[beardedmrbean]

[the-silent-planet]

Just a fan of thermodynamics

[oneheadtoanother]

[typiing-deactivated20240430]

half of adulting is basically you trying not to cry

[frankensteins-revival]

The other half is crying