Toxic Lustre

Where everything is the Bees Knees!

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[upthewitchypunx]

We are taking big floofy Jack to the vet today for a check up. Our last vet gave us some gabapentin for him because he's a nervous boy. I took Ian B to work and picking him up with Jack in his carrier so we can take Jack to the vet together.

I'm about to dose my cat, he is good at taking pills. He's a good boy, but he's also 18 pounds and strong and the carrier we have for him is the carrier from our out cat who was smaller. So, it's gonna be fun to get a drugged cat in a box all by himself and then carry it down the stairs.

Whee!

[sevennbees]

What! I just took my big floofy 18lbs. Jack to the vet yesterday! Good luck! My Jack is a good boy but NOT when taking medicine so I did get inflicted a gabapentin wound. He was very calm for the vet tho and they handled him without a muzzle poor anxious bean. smh. Hope your Jack has a good visit and a clean bill of health! The world is a tiny orb lalalala

[sheepstiel]

got tested for the sleepytired and it came back positive

[gawki]

Mhm~

[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[raccoonmilf]

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

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[zarahartist]

My dnd shadow sorcerer Seraphine, in their masked ball outfit.

[jacksally]

#ryland grace is not graceful

PROJECT HAIL MARY 2026, dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

[fatbifemme]

Okay everyone recommend your favorite artist that draws fat people please I need themmm

[gardenxkisses]

@nostalgic-teddyy

[nostalgic-teddyy]

Hiii I love drawing big women!🤗🤗🤗

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[toshio]

[toshio]

[spr0utsies]

[earhartsease]

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

realizing many people don't know about infinity train creator owen dennis' among us show from years ago, which has been trapped in unreleased limbo all this time and was just dumped on streaming this morning with no advertisement. they don't even know about its weirdly stacked cast

[virtualgirladvance]

was expecting another goncharov but...its real?

[uselessasswerewolf]

.... Brian David Gilbert and Karen Han are writing for this, too, fwiw

[pastel-prouvaire-deactivated201]

PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!

[wdapteo]

this post is officially a decade old now

[mutantrenegade]

For anyone who wasnt around when this happened, this was real. Littlefuckinmonster was actually stealing bones from cemeteries. She is the bone stealing witch. She was specifically stealing bones from poor people. She was arrested for it.

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

More Information: Tumblr’s favorite grave-robbing witch was busted with a bowl full of bones (The Daily Dot - March 31, 2016)

[bugshroom]

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

[peiskios]

a day in the sun ☀️

[stupiderat]

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