My Good Omens AU

And now the Good Omens blog in general ig, in response to live-blogging Season 2

[ineffable-edith]

Hylla, 19, hän/se/heh (all neopronoun-like), please interact with my posts :3

Maybe we can even try RP—me as Edith obvi, though I don’t know how that works

Edit: @that-tired-wyvern kindly lent me (on my main) an Eldritch Abomination Translator so I can more creatively depict Edith : 3 https://lingojam.com/CreepyZalgoTextGenerator

Creepy Zalgo Text Generator (copy and paste) ― LingoJam

[ineffable-edith]

A voice of both man and woman, synth or cryptic garble, only the Antichrist can wholly understand in full capacity, says:

H̴̘̩͆ḛ̸̼̥̋l̶̢̗̠͙̇͊l̵̡̍ö̵͈͍́͂́͛̉.̴͙̲̂ ̷̩͋̈I̴̻͇̯̔̿̈́̀͋̈́ ̷͓̀̓͐h̵̢̨̛͉͇̪̺̺̓̅͗͑̂ȧ̷̢͍̦̳̫v̴̢͓̭͇͙̮̈̑̅͌ͅȇ̶̱͔̲̫̤̓͒̉̀̉ ̸̙͉̖̺̲̣̞̕n̸̡̥͋ŏ̶̧͙͍̹͇̦͕̒̓͋ ̷̠͌͐̏ģ̸̹̌̐̆̾̀̈͗e̵̼̖̠͈̜̘͛͊͆̋̈́͝n̶͇͕͙̤͎̊̃̑d̸̨̼̘͛ͅe̷̢̤̦̗̓̌͑͑͆r̸͍̪̻̣̟̠̓͋ͅ,̵̧̤͉̯͓͔͍͗̔̓ ̸̙̖͔̣̜̹͇́͑ä̸̰̞͍́̒n̴̘̉́̈ḑ̷̯̩͙͈̒̈́̑͋ ̸̨̮̙͖̩͌̊ͅm̴̡̧̲̰̋̇̋ͅy̷̧̺̟̗̞̿͒͊̆̚͜ ̵̬̹̬̰̯̯̟͒̈́̌͠p̷̢̙͙͙͇̑̐ř̶̨̨̟̹̼̝̈́̉̎̓o̴̮̜͋͐͐̎n̵̤͚͉̦̪̏̔͐͠ͅͅó̸̱̤̐͑͠ǘ̴̹̬̱͐n̵͙̜̓́͑̐ṣ̵̨͇͎̬̘͕͊̓̋̏̾ ̴̛̗̙̉̀͑a̷̧̙̤͖̞̠̒̈́̾̚r̶͚͈̖̺̽̐̐e̶̥͇̻͆̇́́̐̚̕ͅ ̷̧̘͇̘̮͓̏͐̔ț̵̝̾h̵̬̟͋̉̑͒̓̿̕e̵̢̦̹͍̦̊͂̔͒̿̎ỵ̷̧̛̾́̀̂̋̊/̵͓̩̙͋̿̈́̂̍̒t̴̪̜̻̉̔̑̒̎ͅẖ̷̦͖͚̖̀ę̴͍̝̣͈̂͆̈́̚m̵̪̄́̒́ͅ.̴̜̭̯̙̲̑̿͛̔̍͌͛ͅͅ ̴̪̙̙̰́͗́͒͘C̷̡̹̟̚ä̶̝͎́̿̃̓̊l̶̛̦͎̓̈́̾͘͠l̴̙̖̫̲̇̌͘ͅ ̷̢̡̛̯̣̻̙͝m̴̼̪̜̘͐́̈́͘͜ͅȅ̸̝̈ ̷̥̬͍̽͋̔͒͠w̷̜͎̯̓͒͗̍̀h̸̭̲͇̤̝͖̽̋́̀͝͠ͅą̶̠͉̞̹̗͚̌͂̾͆̀t̵̡͌͠ḛ̶̩̽́v̷̨̱͍͒̾̑̒͒̚ę̴͈͔͈̟̜̔͐͛̍̑̏̚r̴̯̩͎̙̣̖͐̓̚ͅ,̵̈̂̋́͑͒͜ ̴̤͚̫͌n̵̢̩͕̄̾̊̾̌̎ȅ̵̟͆i̸̖̯̮̙̓̈́̀͗͋̕t̵̢̢̟͕̖̣͑̉h̴̨̳̱͕̀̈́͌͆͐̀͠ę̴̭̞̟̎͋ŕ̵͍̻̮͍̬͖̹͒͆̓̿̉͘ ̸̡̨̣̺̦̍̃́̒̇͌̄s̸̙̝̱̽̾̅̅͛̕͠ļ̸͎̤̪͓͍̖̑͆̄̌̚u̷̢̹͇̣̩̩͓͠ṙ̶̛̛̝̅̓̀͝ ̶̺̟̫̥̳̻̀͌̀̌̅͑n̷̻̝̜͇̱̩̰̐̕͝o̴̩̯͋͌̑͒̄͑͠r̵̡͍̜̥͉̫̣̐̏͒̈́ ̴̮̀į̸͈̫͕̉̇̕n̷̻̭͝s̴̪͖̰̩͛̊̅̀͐͑͘͜u̷̧̙͆̎͆̃̋̐l̵̬͈͉̆̅͝ͅt̴̡̨͇̜͓͒̓̓͊. My youngest brother, baby Adam, who breaks the—

A child’s voice, who is actually 30-almost-31 but in the body of my 11-year-old self fir the blog says, “Hi, I’m Adam! *waves cheerfully* We will roleplaying with you, you can ask us anything. Something is Warlock, my other brother, playing with The Them. Hope to communicate!”

[were--ralph]

WHEN MY WEREWOLF BOYFRIEND CATCHES WHOEVER ON ST*FF IS TARGETING ME

[zwoelffarben]

your WHAT

[were--ralph]

My

Werewolf Boyfriend

[goddesslunaris]

your fucking WHAT??

[were--ralph]

My 

[leatherrice]

[were---ralph]

You guys will never believe what happened for a fourth time

[and-fishing-equipment]

when you won't tell your hereditary enemy you want to climb him like a tree so you have to pull this move

[fandomwe1rd0]

People who consistently comment on each chapter of ao3 fics, we will love you forever.

[vidavalor]

"Great kid. Takes after his dad."

Oh, yeah, the snarky, sensitive kid with the puns who screams 'going to need a ton of therapy from these Republican parents' and wants to party in an escape room takes after his dad alright... his Bildad. 😎

[thatineffablewitch]

She raised him well

[p3rpetual-moti0n]

transgirl Warlock Dowling who first was properly exposed to gernderqueerness at the ripe age of 11 when he was out to the shops with nanny and her Warlock's eyes caught on a skirt for just long enough for nanny to notice and she said "Why don't we pop in and see if theres anything for us to try on" and nanny and Warlock spent the entire afternoon secretly (because obviously nanny threatened all the employees behind Warlock's back accompanied with a few miracles) trying on skirts and dresses and 11 year old Warlock didn't know what she was feeling but it made her feel very pretty indeed and she then nanny left and she didn't get a chance to try on the flowy skirt that nanny bought for her again for a good long while and she toootally repressed aaany feelings of being not-cisgender until she was like 20 and it allll hit her like one big bucket of "oh shit im a girl"

[phxntxm-uszr]

This post is for Good Omens FANFIC Writers

Hear me out, I have a prompt for yall.

Prompt - Miracle Work (Human AU)

Crowley is a Foster Parent/Father figure for a terminally ill boy he rescued from the grasps of his own neglectful family. Said boy is Warlock. He loves the boy very much despite not always seeing eye to eye with children in general. He asks Warlock what he wants as his last wish.

They end up writing a letter to the Make-A-Wish foundation.

Aziraphale works at the Make-A-Wish foundation. Everyday he has witnessed children as early as a baby to as old as a tween having to battle illnesses, while trying to perform a little miracle work before they surrender in the arms of the neverending sleep.

One day, he receives one of the requests from a terminally ill six year old boy named Warlock. His wish was as written below:

For just one moment, I would like to feel like I'm king of the world. I want to go to the countryside by the lake and have a little bit of peace other than the loudness of the hospital monitors.

P.S I want Mr. Crowley to find his true love too, that way, he won't be alone when I do die.

PLEASE IM BEGGING YALL, I CANT WRITE WELL AND I NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE THISSSSS PSLSPSLSPSLSPLS

[winniesnotebook]

Warlock Dowling's father doesn't pay much attention to him. But his nanny Ashtoreth and the kind gardener, Brother Francis, do love him very much.

You cannot tell me Aziraphale wasn't constantly gifting Crowley flowers during this era.

Or that they didn't play into the 'humble gardener with a crush on the strict nanny who acts like she's all stoic but loves it' ALL THE TIME.

[vidavalor]

"Great kid. Takes after his dad."

Oh, yeah, the snarky, sensitive kid with the puns who screams 'going to need a ton of therapy from these Republican parents' and wants to party in an escape room takes after his dad alright... his Bildad. 😎

[crowleysgirl56]

Good Omens season 3/finale thought of the day:

Once again thinking about what is going to happen in the finale, I decided to go back to the ending of the book, and reminded myself of this entire passage involving Warlock and Greasy Johnson.

Greasy Johnson, if you haven’t read the book, is the leader of the rival gang to The Them, and it’s heavily implied that he is the third child involved in the baby swap. He is in fact the Dowling’s real child, and Warlock is the Young’s real child.

I find it so interesting that an entire paragraph is devoted to these two and what their futures may bring, and also the fact that not only does it talk about America in this passage, but America. That’s some deliberate emphasis right there. I’m aware that it was confirmed by both Pratchett and NG that the groundwork for the unwritten sequel was laid in the book, and I think this paragraph is a very good contender for that groundwork. Ty his is why I’ve theorised in the past that the finale would be set in America. I’m not so sure that will happen now though, especially considering it was cut down to 90 minutes.

I also note that the paragraph refers to never forgetting “the first friends you ever had, even if you were only a few hours old at the time.” So I like something possibly could have happened between Warlock, Greasy Johnson and Adam here. 3 friends? A holy trinity perhaps?

But once again, because we only ended up with 90 minutes, and because Greasy Johnson never really made it into season 1, I think it would be particularly hard to include his backstory, as it wouldn’t really make a lot of sense to those who’ve only seen the TV show and not read the book.

Maybe this is perhaps something that was cut from the six episodes? Because I don’t see how you can introduce an important character and make the audience care about their significance and importance in just 90 minutes, whilst also wrapping up Crowley and Aziraphale’s story satisfyingly. It may have worked if Crowley and Aziraphale were not the main characters (like how they are in the book), but the show has very much become about them, and I think trying to focus on the other characters and making them just as important would be a bit upsetting to most fans.

Anyway, that’s a lot of ramblings thoughts about Adam, Warlock, and Johnson.

What are your thoughts about these characters? Do you think any of them might return for the finale? And what will be their significance? Let’s chat! Reblog or comment, I’d love to hear your thoughts!

[p3rpetual-moti0n]

hmmmm transgirl warlock dowling who feels like she can't come out because her dad is adamant for a male heir

[lickthecowhappy]

Did I really never notice before that Warlock's bedding is both red and black, AND tartan??

[ezra-didntreallyfall]

Do you think toddler Warlock ever took off his Nanny's sunglasses and told her she had pretty eyes

[lonicera-caprifolium]

Warlock conspiratorially telling everyone "I saw Nanny kissing Santa Claus!!" 🎄

[starksual-art]

nanny ashtoreth’s beauty deserves flowers

[and-since-youre-off-gallivanting]

I think I’m funny

Pretend it says Antichrist

[sightkeeper]

A little spooky, a little silly, and another FTH work to share with you all this hallowed day! :D Just what have these humans stumbled into in Mr. Fell's basement? Check out The Yelp Chronicles by @rogue-bard to find out! ❤🐍

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