No, YOU shall not pass

Queen enjoyer, Tolkien Chaos Creator

[inevitablyineffability]

Oh the way Crowley gave people knowledge, and the way Aziraphale collects it.

[inevitablyineffability]

[Intro music playing]

Matt Berry: Ah, hello there! Are you finding yourself constantly spreading rumors, talking behind people's backs, and causing drama wherever you go? Well fret not, my friends, for I have just the solution for you!

[Cut to a bottle of medication with "Shut the Fuck Up" label]

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[Cut to a reenactment of someone taking the medication and then resisting the urge to gossip]

Matt Berry: Just take one of these bad boys whenever you feel like dishing dirt or spreading lies, and watch as the urge to gossip magically disappears! No more drama, no more backstabbing, just pure silence and tranquility.

[Cut to testimonials from satisfied customers]

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[Outro music playing]

Matt Berry: "Shut the Fuck Up" - because sometimes, silence truly is golden. Thank you and goodnight!

[End of infomercial]

[stealingpotatoes]

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

[stealingpotatoes]

happy neil banging out the tunes day to everyone who celebrates

[bucket-of-spiders]

average gay person spends 3 years pining factoid is actually a statistical error. Anthony Crowley, who spent six thousand years secretly deeply in love with his best friend, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[frailbug]

i am so easily impressed by trees

[thedinosaurprince]

[dykemuth]

the funniest thing about crowley is that neil gaiman really does believe he’s as cool as he thinks he is 

[dykemuth]

crowley is an ugly gay virgin who watches cartoons about bunnies and talks respectfully to rats and has panic attacks and is going to weep when he loses his virginity because he’s a fucking loser with no clout and one friend

[inevitablyineffability]

Picture is from the footnotes of the good omens book.

I realize that this means nothing since Aziraphale seems to change his human name each time he's asked, or once a century, but the implication that his name is Aziraphale Ziraphale Fell is really funny.

[spookyboogie3]

[inevitablyineffability]

I'm not talented but someone should animate 1941 to queen's misfire

[julius-caeser]

BOYS NIGHT, 15th March, Senate! bring your own booze! remember what happens in the senate stays in the senate ;). BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT

[warcrimesimulator]

thinking about creatures.

[warcrimesimulator]

look at this thing

[warcrimesimulator]

Tumblr users will see some kind of animal or beast and just slam the reblog button

[otiksimr]

That is a banded linsang.

They sit very politely.

[thememedaddy]

[inevitablyineffability]

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[patroclws]

fuck it, all the what we do in the shadows alternative endings together thanks to discord

[catac0l]

forgo to post this here

[xthe-moonletx]

This had me in absolute STITCHES

[angie-words]

Never not repost

[maglorslostsilmaril]

aragorn needs to be 10x weirder in all tolkien content. he’s too manly for elves. he’s too elvish for men. he roleplayed his crush’s grandpa, and then married her even though they were kinda siblings by adoption. he deals with his feelings by singing. he’s a horse girl. he was raised by elrond peredhel. he had the weight of the world placed on his shoulders when he was still an emo teen. everywhere he goes people think he’s lowkey a freak. let him own it.

[darkfrog24]

Idk which books/movies you read/watched but when Frodo and Sam meet Aragorn in Bree, they very highkey think he's a freak.