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@onexbadday
ꍟ꓄ꍟꋪꈤꍏ꒒ ꀭꍟꌗ꓄ꍟꋪ
— ♠️ || indie, selective, multi-verse, canon-divergent (and at times heavily headcanon-based) Joker, est. 2018, written by luke
several ‘verses, including but not limited to: ▪ main comics ‘verse ▪ telltale’s batman games ▪ ▪ fox’s gotham tv series ▪ batman: white knight ▪ the batman 2022 ▪
【 c a r r d 】
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I’m the damsel, by the way.
Everything the same but the Joker is Joe Keery.
...found my login again, hi.
"How did you manage to find me here?"
@onexbadday
"Oh please. You act as if you aren't painfully predictable. You aren't the only one that has eyes and ears all over this city~"
...found my login again, hi.
I know I’m still working on my carrd for ‘verses and stuff, but consider this a messy starter call for the time being. Some things of note:
I do disregard certain parts of Smallville canon, primarily Lex’s infatuation and marriage to Lana Lang, along with the faked pregnancy arc; made me super uncomfortable and it was unnecessary imho
For this blog specifically, I am considering the Gotham and Smallville series to be loosely within the same canon, meaning season 1 of Smallville (Clark being 14-15) would be loosely parallel to Gotham season 2-ish (Bruce being about 14)
For Lex’s ‘verse in The Batman 2022, I see the two of them being close to the same age, with Lex being maybe a few years older (just a minor headcanon tbh)
Lex is not restricted to these specific ‘verses, of course, but interactions outside of these will still be similar to his Smallville characterization all the same, given I’m not as comfortable with writing comic Lex or the various Lex Luthors from the movies. If you have specific preferences, please let me know! I love making AUs and working around different ‘verses and coming up with unique ways for characters outside of Smallville to interact with this Lex. It’s not my first time writing him, it’s just been a really long time and his old blog is lost.
As this is a side-blog, direct OOC interaction comes from either @onexbadday or @madeofstxrs since Lex’s side-blog is connected to both blogs (for when I’m mobile at work).
All that being said, smack the ❤ for a starter of varying length.
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BARRY KEOGHAN as Pavel
LIGHT THEREAFTER (2017) dir. Konstantin Bojanov
Bless this comic
Batman: Beyond Curse of the White Knight. #002 (2022)
Okay so I know my 2022 Joker is a scarred spree-killing crazyman and all, but please someone give him a shitload of books and a phone, I want him to have a tiktok where he just roasts bad women’s anatomy/men writing women in novels.
Let him roast 50 Shades.
reposting with a link because tumblr doesn’t want me to have nice things
Depending on who I’m writing with, after his initial spree my 2022 Joker may or may not try to go clean, particularly with @batvengeance‘s Bruce, to prove he’s not a lost cause. That doesn’t mean he’ll completely refrain from being morally ambiguous, just that he won’t go for outright murder. They sort’ve have a Telltale vibe going on in our discord rps, at least as far as Bruce believing that Jack can be rehabilitated and Jack genuinely wanting to prove that he’s not a monster (though he still feels killing the people that hurt him and his sister was fully justified).
Still, it’d be very much a case of “I won’t kill you, but I don’t have to save you either” or “He died of natural causes….gravity’s natural” depending on circumstances should he end up in confrontations. He grew up rough, and if something happens to break the wobbly trust they have he’s likely to go nuclear.
HOWEVER…in general, he’ll likely remain a killer, particularly in threads with, say, Riddlers or other Rogues. Like with my other Jokers (the exception being John Doe) I do want to explore his darker, more unhinged, homicidal side as well as it seems to be closer to “canon” (at least based on the deleted scene) and it opens things up for other types of threads in this setting.
October 6th, 2018 - 4 of 12 dead
— ♠️ || It was always interesting, hearing them beg. The things they would offer him, the pleading, the crying, the whining, the empty threats. He knew he wasn’t an imposing figure, per se; he wasn’t very tall, more lean muscle for agility rather than brute strength, and his voice while speaking normally was deceptively soft, light, eerily gentle. Unsettling. Catching them off-guard was his favorite thing. He’d let them hit him, beat him down and kick him around, until they thought they had him.
Then he’d laugh.
He’d laugh and laugh, the sound becoming more and more deranged and ragged, at times splitting the stitches that held his face together properly, smearing the blood across his lips as he laughed and cried in hysterics.
Their faces would pale. He hoped they realized why he was there, and what was to come. Even if they didn’t, in then end it didn’t really matter. He just wanted them to suffer and die. Helpless and alone and scared.
Like she had been.
During storms was the perfect time, dramatic and it would drown the sound so anyone passing by or in adjoining apartments or businesses would have a hard time pinpointing just what was happening. Jump them, catch them off-balance. A stab to the brachial plexus, each side right in the shoulder, that usually did the trick; disable motor function to the arms, then it was harder for them to struggle.
Then he could take his time with them.
There was something he never fully grasped during his kills. Early on he had a sense of direction, a goal. Twelve specific men, names known, faces known, their sins…known. But with each kill, their faces blurred once the rain started. All he saw was his father, a literal ghost from his past, and things would get worse. He would tie them to a chair or bind them to bedposts or lash them to a door from corner to corner, beat them with his belt, across the face and legs and chest, making sure to strike last with the buckle hard enough to break the skin. Then came the straight razor…paper thin cuts along the forearms and thighs in erratic patterns, not enough to bleed them dry, only enough to cause lingering stinging pain. A sledgehammer to the knees, just in case they managed to get free; sometimes he would fake a swing, only to laugh and drop to his knees to slice at their Achilles tendons. He would toy with them, taunt them, until they stopped responding. Until it wasn’t funny anymore. That was all he’d done at the start, before he would finally carve his calling card into their face. A Glasgow smile, cut while they were still alive…just like him.
Lightning would crack overhead, countdown to thunder. Next flash, countdown…
B a n g .
A single shot to the forehead to punctuate the suffering, but it was not the end. The next part was meticulous, the slashed-in smile stitched in such a way that it was pulled open and pulled taut to the cheeks, through the meat and up to the cheekbones. By then, he was delirious with his own pain, emotionless and numb, carefully cleaning and redoing his own stitches as if he hadn’t been absolutely manic shortly before. He would tear open their shirt, it they’d managed not to lose it in the scuffle and the torture, and used a scalpel to carve a name into each of their chests.
J E A N N I E
I do love revisiting the classic scene where Scarecrow blasts Joker in the face with his fear toxin and Joker pretends to be afraid of something-or-other, then laughs at him and beats him with a chair.
Don’t care what “canon” says since it varies based on the writers and it’s constantly conflicting, but my Jokers are all demisexual biromantic with a male preference, they are not misogynistic they just hate everyone fairly equally, they don’t go out of their way to kill kids (no “blowing up an orphanage” jokes here), comic Joker crossdresses when he wants to feel pretty, and all of them say trans rights, screw bigotry and racism, and fuck N.azis. If you are homophobic in his presence he will most likely shoot or stab you on principle alone.
He’s a criminal and canonly most versions are murderers and he’s definitely unstable and they all want to disrupt the status quo and cause general chaos because it’s funny watching the mundane folks scramble to make sense of the madness, but even a villain can have some redeeming qualities.
