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what is it about fungi that’s so mythical and freaky and set in humanities heads as “fable and Other Folk” fodder

the lore

the vibes

the spooky feeling in the Ghosts and Aliens Section of my brain that goes off

like, look at this and tell me that magic isn’t real and doesn’t want to strip us bare and use our souls as bartering chips in cosmic games of poker

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morndas

animal crossing: new vegas

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The Strange Affair of Uncle Harry (1945) dir. Robert Siodmak

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if you know you know

roamwood

I love this game so much,, so take this cleaned up doodle of my avatar having a blast with the new bird mask

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Crabs scare me for literally no reason and that’s the only context for this doodle

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what-even-is-thiss

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This is wildly accurate.

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Judge magazine, 1921

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this has been a mood for nearly 100 years now

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Cats of the Decade

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Don’t forget these beauts

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Aren’t y'all missing someone?

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when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

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JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY

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LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS

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LAST DAY WE CAN REBLOG THIS

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y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

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i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything