[froegis]

hello

[charlesoberonn]

Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

[asphor]

I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day

[charlesoberonn]

The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.

[asphor]

Yeah that checks out.

What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.

Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.

[charlesoberonn]

While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.

Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.

Painter: Aw...

Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔

[charlesoberonn]

Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?

Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.

Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.

Candysseia: And where did he come from?

Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.

[charlesoberonn]

Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?

Pericles: *hands him papyrus*

Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!

[charlesoberonn]

To be clear, the Emperor Constantine looks like Roger Doofenshmirtz.

Also, I agree with everybody who says that Greco-Roman Candace's name should be Candassandra (since nobody believes her warnings).

[marioposting]

[coloursweavegal]

Rosalina and her past.

Rosalina's storybook has some questions I always had:

What happened to her father and her brother? Are they dead?

Did Rosalina tell them where she went?

Did she ever tried finding them?

[froegis]

first day of taking ONE class for the first time in 2 years and i already feel like im being suffocated

[froegis]

this is just the same thing i rediscover every few months, but i have just been reminded of how when i enter an environment i am not used to or comfortable in, i feel so incredibly autistic again.

not in a derogatory way obviously, i am just reminded of my autistic traits and that they did not go away—i have merely learned how to be comfortable in my own skin so that when i am in the company of those who know me, in an environment i am used to, these traits dont cause problems or discomfort for me or others. and then i enter a new situation and it feels like whiplash, because all of a sudden i am having to think about making eye contact again and monitoring my expressions and trying to put on a little show, and i fail so so bad and then i get upset about it and all i can think about is how they can see me trying and failing and how odd they probably think i am, because thats how i know people talk about people like me. because when people dont know i am autistic, they talk to me about people they think are autistic—about how they are just odd and strange, how they are not normal people because of x and y mannerisms. and i can always picture it being me they talk about that way to someone else, because i do those things too, it’s just that sometimes i can hide them.

then being reminded of that in real time as i actively fail masking skill checks, wondering if they will go home and talk to someone about an odd girl who does this odd thing and cant look you in the face.

its not that i mind being odd and strange in the end, i dont know why this is so upsetting. i think in professional and academic settings being able to mask is truly a privilege and it probably just feels really exposing to not be able to do it like i think i should be.

it’s like i lived my life for a few months thinking i somehow became a normal person only to be reminded of that strange feeling of alienation all over again, and it just hurts. and it feels almost humiliating in a way.

[froegis]

i must have some internalized ableist thoughts against myself because i have a hard time even talking about struggling with eye contact and facial expressions without feeling like im making it up because those are autism buzzwords. like i dont feel like im allowed to express the “typical” autism symptoms i present without feeling like i should be shot for impersonating real autistic people

[froegis]

this is just the same thing i rediscover every few months, but i have just been reminded of how when i enter an environment i am not used to or comfortable in, i feel so incredibly autistic again.

not in a derogatory way obviously, i am just reminded of my autistic traits and that they did not go away—i have merely learned how to be comfortable in my own skin so that when i am in the company of those who know me, in an environment i am used to, these traits dont cause problems or discomfort for me or others. and then i enter a new situation and it feels like whiplash, because all of a sudden i am having to think about making eye contact again and monitoring my expressions and trying to put on a little show, and i fail so so bad and then i get upset about it and all i can think about is how they can see me trying and failing and how odd they probably think i am, because thats how i know people talk about people like me. because when people dont know i am autistic, they talk to me about people they think are autistic—about how they are just odd and strange, how they are not normal people because of x and y mannerisms. and i can always picture it being me they talk about that way to someone else, because i do those things too, it’s just that sometimes i can hide them.

then being reminded of that in real time as i actively fail masking skill checks, wondering if they will go home and talk to someone about an odd girl who does this odd thing and cant look you in the face.

its not that i mind being odd and strange in the end, i dont know why this is so upsetting. i think in professional and academic settings being able to mask is truly a privilege and it probably just feels really exposing to not be able to do it like i think i should be.

it’s like i lived my life for a few months thinking i somehow became a normal person only to be reminded of that strange feeling of alienation all over again, and it just hurts. and it feels almost humiliating in a way.

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[gaystation4]

[glowingghosty]

i don't say this very often so you can trust me when i say for the love of god please unmute

[foxofninetales]

Audio description: Very loud trilling purrring.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Very important kitty noises

[teaboot]

I think your cat is probably a dove

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[ftmtftm]

Sometimes I really want to take everyone under the age of 24 (as of 2026) by the shoulders and say:

"I'm really sorry that lockdown and the ongoing pandemic interrupted pivotal educational and social/emotional development moments for you. You have an uphill battle towards adjusting to a lot of community based efforts because you experienced a mass trauma during an incredibly important time in your life where you should have physically been around your peers learning to engage in shared community. There is no "but" here, I'm genuinely really sorry. Something many of us consider key points in our interpersonal growth as youths was taken from you, not without reason but without care for its impact on you. I hope you know we are eternally allies in our struggles and if that is something you struggle to know I hope you can learn it someday."

Because so many of the angriest, most disenfranchised people I see on this website are under 24 and I often try to put younger people's behavior in the context of where they might have been 2020. I've seen the impact on my siblings and their peers+friends first hand, all ages 18-24. We've talked about how its impacted them, the isolation, the attachment to the internet, the anxieties and phobias and fears it developed in them due to the pandemic, the political unrest, and the responses to both that we've seen since. I know they're not the only ones and I know how much being marginalized also influences that impact too.

It's terrifying. I know it must be terrifying for a lot of the young people on Tumblr too. I hope one day we're able to bridge all of those complex feelings into something collective and positive so we can do our best to prevent similar traumas from happening to future generations.

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

i got a fucking. advertisement on youtube. from google ai. saying. without sarcasm and with complete sincerity. "if shakespeare is too hard for you, you can always have our ai explain it to you." im gonna throw up. im gonna throw a molotov cocktail. if i see that ad again im reporting it for hate speech. how fucking dare you. i will kill you with my bare hands. with my exit pursued by a bear hands. i will tear google headquarters down brick by brick. im going to start biting people.

[strawbeb]

it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck

[saywhatjessie]

#it’s only a soliloquy if it’s in verse #otherwise it’s just a sparkling mental breakdown

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[tall]

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[princessnymphae]

my friend has a tumblr account but DOESNT know this… life is so empty

[bye-bye-sanity]

I FOUND THE ORIGINAL

[renderofbears]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame