What your MK11 Main Says About You
Scorpion - You probably need a hug as does Hanzo
Sub-Zero - “Scorpion elitists can actually choke”
Raiden - You believe Raiden never did anything wrong and you will take that hot take to the grave
Liu Kang - You feel blessed that Liu Kang is finally not a bastard in the story mode
Kitana - You wanna pray for Mileena but at the same time you’re so done with “Mileena Stans” you’ll just settle for her lesser sister
Sonya - You mute your TV every time you play
Johnny - You still laugh at fart jokes
Jax - Good choice of main but Jax’s gameplay and the aggression I’ve seen from his players intimidate me so like… good one Jax mains
Kung Lao - You would sacrifice your family to satan for Shaolin Monks 2
Cassie - She may have been butchered in this game but you sure as hell will continue to kick ass and chew bubblegum and that’s the tea
Jacqui - You’ve been telling everyone for years that Jacqui deserves a second chance and that she could become good, you now drink the tears of salty Jacqui haters
Kotal - You’re just staring at his massive beef tidds admit it
Erron - (insert overwatch/red dead redemption meme)
D’Vorah - “If I can’t be the hot one, then I can definitely be the BITCH”
Noob - You are actually evil
Jade - You’re most likely LGBT+
Kabal - You only play him for the memes
Skarlet - You will actually throat punch One Angry Gamer and break his shins
Frost - “Why is she a robot what the fuck, you know what i’ve waited 13 years for her who cares”
Baraka - You make Baraka out to be cute and pure despite him eating brains
Cetrion - “Is it okay to want her to step on me”
Kollector - idek if ya’ll exist hmu if u do
Shao Kahn - You have at least ONE variation named “Hammer Time”