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[ ooc ] : so i've been really inactive lately, and it's mostly because my school semester is just about to end so i'm getting my ass kicked by homework. as such, i'm going to put this blog on semi-hiatus until december 15th. thank you all so much for sticking around, i love every one of you.
voice
send me voice to hear me voice-act my character
six out of ten uwu
Voice
send me voice to hear me voice-act my character
five out of ten!
RE : u n i o n -- ( w. chell )
Her stomach had leadened, weighing her down until every viscerally intertwined part of her was sinking gradually to the soles of her feet. Her skin grew clammy under the warmth provided by her second-hand wardrobe, drawing back to a time when her body was warring against itself, purging what remained of the adrenal vapor that had cycled through her system as naturally as air while in the facility. Perhaps a cold sweat is the biological knee-jerk reaction to poison of all forms–– from gaseous to android.
Despite the now-belting instinct of self-preservation, seeing him did hold some merit. The cloak-and-dagger-esque fears that she would one day be ripped from her safe haven and dumped back into that achromatic hell were now shifting heavily away from “cloak” and employing a lot more “dagger”. The suspense that embittered two years of blissful liberation had evaporated, and the inevitable threat finally manifested itself. It came as a sort of catch-22 relief, in which the alleged psychosis patient could ask with conviction “you hear them, too, don’t you?"
The threat she had anticipated was real. What a bittersweet triumph.
A flicker of something indiscernible played across her densely fortified features–– a quake that rattled through the foundation of her rigid palisades, vanishing before one could surmise whether they’d noticed it at all. She’d expected a barrage of gunfire. She’d expected gargantuan, violet-eyed androids hoisting her over their plated shoulders and lugging her back to the depths of Aperture.
She hadn’t expected an apology. What’s more, not one that seemed so… sincere. He always had mastered the art of humanity (the ostensible aspect of it, at least) far better than her. The rise and fall of his pitch indicating mood, the various pointed looks choreographed by a twitching faceplate-handle combo, the seamless orchestration of reactions; all various ways in which he, even as a core confined to the facility, had already gained what she had desired most. All various ways in which he manipulated her into considering him trustworthy.
"You expect me to believe that?" she snapped, having held her silence a beat too long. She didn’t back down, but the emotional splinter running between them had become cavernous. Staring him straight in the eyes, she was miles away.
"After–– everything, you expect me to believe that you’re sorry?” She paused, taking a moment to reclaim her composure. Darkly, she intoned, “What are you doing here? Really.”
He'd expected this, her reaction –– what he hadn't expected was how much it would hurt. But that was alright, really. It should hurt. He'd put her through hell, and even though he'd been unsuccessful in killing her, he'd tried his damnedest, and she knew that. She knew that. Every harsh word thrown at him was fine, because he'd done so much to her, and he'd betrayed her in the worst way. He shifted his weight nervously, the way he wouldn't moved his handles if he'd still been a Core, and wrung his hands in front of his chest.
｢ I'd like you to believe that, but I can't expect anything of you, now can I? I mean, after all, that was all I ever did, Before. I expected and nudged and outright bossed, and now, this... ｣ He shrugged, and gave her a small, worn smile, much more real and human than any of his manic grins.
｢ I can't make you do anything here. Not that I'd want to! I swear! Even if I could rewrite your programming to make you forgive me, I wouldn't! I mean, I did consider it, but you know, I don't even think humans are wired to work that way. And this shouldn't be about me, really. This is your thing to do. All you! ｣
｢ Lots of responsibility, that, I know, but I'm sure you're up to snuff. ｣ He winced a bit as she went on. He needed to be able to say this better, and he curses his programmers for giving him the skill to make terrible decisions but not know how to pick up the pieces afterwards.
｢ It's a bit tricky to explain, but... everything that happened, all of the me-trying-to-kill-you stuff, I'm not really trying to apologise for that. Though I am truly sorry! I-I- I need to apologise for letting you down. That's what's been on my processor the most, the thing I can't seem to stop bringing up. I come out of sleep mode and bam! there it is, 'you let her down'. It's inescapable, really. Like some horrible virus that's taken over my system... what do you lot call that again? ｣ Guilt.
｢ As for what I'm doing here, I'm -- well, I'm lost, to be perfectly candid. Didn't want to panic you with that, but there it is. I am lost. No management rails out here, unless you count this stuff – ｣ He waved a hand at the sidewalk. ｢ The humans seem to be following it like it is, but I can't figure out what direction it's meant to go in... ｣ He squinted at the sidewalk, and the people on it, as if doing so would reveal its secrets.
Voice
send me voice to hear me voice-act my character
four out of ten~~
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send me voice to hear me voice-act my character
three out of ten
8, 9, 12, 21, 52, 59
What’s a similarly you have with your character? physically we’re both white af and nearsighted, and personality wise i think i’m probably about as talkative as him.
What’s a difference you have with your character? he’s more bigoted than i am, and also more insecure.
Why do you roleplay? because it lets me write without making me do it all on my own. i’m able to work with someone else to create a story and a relationship and i never have any idea where it will end up, and i love it.
Do you think about your threads and your character when you aren’t roleplaying? How and for how long on average? UH YEAH like all the time. if i think of a headcanon or thread idea and i’m away from my laptop/ipod i’ll literally write it out longhand. i’ve written out whole starters longhand in a spur-of-the-moment flash of inspiration. and i sometimes just lay (lie?) in bed thinking about characters and stuff…
What’s a trope or plot you think is overdone in roleplay? i think most tropes and plots can be done well, but one think i think it overly common in the roleplay comm is people being just like, thirsty for the d. and self-insert ocs who just wanna get w/ people. and ship-based rping. okay, so ship based rping in general. rping is about more than fcs, people. jeeeeez. (this is also why i have a love/hate relationship w. the indie rp tag)
What’s your newest roleplay character? umm… i made a blog for an original character a few days ago, actually. her name is mae.
Character Stats Framework.
Full Name: Wheatley
Nickname(s): Moron, Intelligence Dampening Sphere.
Age: Looks to be in his mid-thirties, though he's probably much, much older.
Birth date: N/A
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Gender: Male
Preferred Pronoun(s): He/Him
Sexual Orientation: Demisexual
Religion: N/A
Occupation: (Former) Personality Core, and occasional Hacker.
Status: Alive
Fandom: Portal 2
Face Claim: Stephen Merchant
Relationships
Parents: N/A
Siblings: N/A
Significant Other(s): ???
Children: None.
Rivals: GLaDOS, and formerly Chell.
Enemies: GLaDOS.
Physical Traits
Eye Color(s): Blue.
Hair Color(s): Blonde.
Height: 6'7”
Weight: 193 lbs
Body Build: Thin.
Notable Physical Traits: Very long limbs, wide grin, quite pale.
Phobias and Diseases
Phobia(s): Heights, death, the dark, the unknown.
Mental Disease(s): N/A
Physical Disease(s): N/A
When was this diagnosed?: N/A
Personality
Usual Mood/Expression:
Stats
Compassion: 7/10
Empathy: 7/10
Creativity: 8/10
Mental Flexibility: 9/10
Passion/Motivation: 10/10
Education: 4/10
Stamina: 5/10
Physical Strength: 2/10
Battle Skill: 2/10
Initiative: 4/10
Restraint: 7/10
Agility: 1/10
Strategy: 9/10
Teamwork: 5/10
Mun-Directed Questions About Roleplaying!
If you had to change your character’s FC for one day, who would you pick?
What drew you to rping this character?
What’s something you like about how you write?
What’s something you dislike about how you write or wish you were better at?
What’s something about your character that you’d like if you had to spend time with them?
What’s something about your character that you wouldn’t like if you had to spend time with them?
What’s a negative thing about your character that you enjoy writing?
What;s a similarly you have with your character?
What’s a difference you have with your character?
What’s the hardest thing for you to write?
Do you think you’ve gotten better at writing anything or any type of thing or situation since you started writing this character (or roleplaying in general)?
Why do you roleplay?
Do you write fiction ever other than rping?
Do you like fanfiction more or less than reading rp threads between characters?
Do you like or dislike OC/Canon character interactions in principle?
What’s your favorite thing about rping a canon character?
What’s something you dislike about rping a canon character?
What’s your favorite thing about rping an original character?
What’s something you dislike about rping an original character?
How much time do you spend roleplaying on average a week?
Do you think about your threads and your character when you aren’t roleplaying? How and for how long on average?
Do you like lots of headcanons or few?
What’s your take on AUs?
What’s your favorite AU?
What’s your least favorite AU?
What’s a ship you really like rping?
What’s a ship you would never rp? For what reason?
What do you like about roleplaying angst?
What do you dislike about roleplaying angst?
What do you like about roleplaying fluff?
What do you dislike about roleplaying fluff?
What do you like about roleplaying ships/romance?
What do you dislike about roleplaying ships/romance?
NSFW rp — yes or no? Why?
Do you ever read other people’s NSFW rp threads? (be honest!)
Do you ever read rp threads you aren’t involved in? What type of thread does it usually have to be to interest you?
If you do read threads you aren’t in, do you usually let the other authors know, or keep it under your hat?
Has a roleplayer ever changed your view on a character? If so, how? Good or bad? For better or for worse?
Do you like to title threads or not?
Do you like to plot or improv?
Do you like to make open starters?
Do you like to answer open starters?
Do you usually prefer chat/short replies, or long/para/novella replies?
What’s your favorite thing about rping a chat/short style thread?
What’s your least favorite thing about rping a chat/short style thread?
What’s your favorite thing about rping a long/para/novella style thread?
What’s your least favorite thing about rping a long/para/novella style thread?
Do you prefer gifs or icons when roleplaying? Or no FC at all?
Do you roleplay with people whose characters aren’t from the same dimentional universe as yours? (For example, if your character is drawn or anime, will you RP with people who use actor face claims/play-bys?)
What’s something you like about FCs/Play-Bys?
What’s something you dislike about FCs/Play-Bys?
What’s a trope or plot you think is overdone in roleplay?
What’s a trope or plot you’ll never get sick of roleplaying?
What’s a trope or plot you love but you’ve never gotten to roleplay or never gotten to roleplay in completion?
What do you like to do as you reply to threads? Listen to music? Have TV on? Complete silence? Dark room? etc.
How did you learn about roleplaying? How did you get started roleplaying yourself?
What was your first roleplay character?
What’s your newest roleplay character?
What/Who is a character you think you would like to roleplay? What’s currently stopping you from roleplaying them?
Who’s a roleplayer (or writer) you think you have learned a lot from?
(via the-write-ideas)
--MY VOICE ISN'T CUTE h HHHHH,,,,, i bet yours is though can i send a second voice lmao
frick it why nottwo out of ten
and YES it totally is but idk about my voice it's just a voice??? with a lameo canadian accent
voice!!
one out of ten yo
If I get 10 "voice"s, I (the mun) will record myself voice acting the character I roleplay.
Reblog if you're okay with other characters developing crushes on your characters.
Just to let people know that you will not be upset or uncomfortable if their characters do develop crushes and act/make advances to your characters! Also if you’re okay with certain characters but not others than please specify! (◡‿◡)
Alignment Tracker
Chaste ◌◌●◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌ Lustful Energetic ●◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌ Lazy Forgiving ◌◌◌●◌◌◌◌◌ Vengeful Generous ◌◌◌◌◌◌●◌◌◌◌ Selfish Honest ◌◌◌◌◌●◌◌◌◌◌ Deceitful Just ◌◌◌◌●◌◌◌◌◌ Arbitrary Merciful ◌◌◌◌●◌◌◌◌◌◌ Cruel Modest ◌◌◌◌◌◌◌●◌◌◌ Proud Pious ◌◌◌◌◌●◌◌◌◌◌ Worldly Prudent ◌◌◌◌◌◌◌●◌◌◌ Reckless Temperate ◌◌◌◌◌◌◌●◌◌◌ Indulgent Trusting ◌●◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌ Suspicious Valorous ◌◌◌◌◌◌◌◌●◌◌ Cowardly
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“ Actually, that’s not a terrible idea. Well done on that—did you think of it all on your own, then? Truly, I find myself rather impressed. “
｢ Really? You, ah -- I mean, yes! Yes, thanks, I just, ah -- ｣ he chuckles ｢ --thunk it up, you know, using the good old processor. Churning out great ideas left right and centre, as you do. ｣
❝ this isn't how it's supposed to be i'm sinking deeper into the hopeless sea --i want to go home ❞
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