To Whom It May Concern

Give me a job, please.

[livinginlawschool]

Yesterday my boss asked if its better to be feared or loved, and I responded with

He loved it. Thanks, Michael Scott

[infinitecoverletters-blog]

Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to apply for the position of Junior Audit Analyst at your firm. I have demonstrated passion for this field since infancy. Whilst my peers were counting sheep, I evaluated the controls on how the count was performed.  A highly qualified over-achiever, I have passed the AAT, ACCA, CIMA, CAT, CIPCA, YOLO, ICAEW, and CFA.   

There is nothing more I ever want to do with my life but to understand the intricacies of a balance-sheet. Please give me a job. Yours sincerely,

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Resources - because originality is dead

The Muse - https://www.themuse.com/advice/the-8-cover-letters-you-need-to-read-now

The Guardian - https://www.theguardian.com/careers/covering-letter-examples

The University of Bath - http://www.bath.ac.uk/management/newslettermba/careers/cover-letters.htm

LSE - http://www.lse.ac.uk/intranet/CareersAndVacancies/careersService/CVCoverApps/CVCoverLetterGuide.pdf

Mergers & Acquisitions - http://www.mergersandinquisitions.com/investment-banking-cover-letter-template/

Victor Cheng - https://www.caseinterview.com/consulting-cover-letter

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Dear Firm,

I used to have many dreams, but now if I had just one left, it would be to work for you.

As a more realistic millennial, my only hopes would just to be a slave to the wage - and the only place I’d feel comfortable at the current loan-to-value ratio is at your practice.

Highly disciplined and determined - I am a trained spreadsheet athlete. A born disruptor, I do not use Excel for how it was designed. An agile team player adapting to the needs of the situation, I have no self-respect and will do anything.

Please give a job.

Yours sincerely,