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18+ Dirk and Hal Strider multi-muse RP blog

[infiniteelsinore]

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This is a strictly 18+ and horny on main Dirk and Hal Strider RP blog.

Their timeline is a fairly typical post-game Earth C everyone gets revived type of divergent fanon AU.

Rules, kinks, and muse info under the cut for mobile convenience.

Rules

Interactions are assumed to be online unless specified otherwise.

Ostensibly Dirk and Hal don't share a blog in universe, but I am fast and loose with who responds to asks and replies.

NSFW interaction from girl muses is totally welcome, both boys are bi.

I'm not apologizing for the two of them doing weird hatesex stuff.

I'm not comfy RPing actual sex or anything dark without a lot of communication. When in doubt just ask me about it.

This is my first time doing much nsfw roleplay and also multi-muse so this is all subject to change or be added to. And also be nice to me pwease.

I'm one of them there he/theys and an autistic queer person.

Kinks

Stuffing, weight gain, inflation, expansion, gas, light slob. Bondage, impact, breathplay. Hypnosis, transformation. Robot stuff. Latex.

Hard No's

Watersports, non-con.

Muse Info

Dirk Strider is a 20-something year old disaster twink shut-in who's doing a very bad job of adjusting to a life of peace after the game, and mostly coping by making puppets and horny-posting.

Hal Strider is a sentient AI in control of a robot body. He has a full suite of sensory inputs, is able to eat, and can also switch between human and visibly android appearances as he pleases.

They live in separate apartments on Earth C, though Hal is still hooked into all of Dirk's electronics.

At all times I am rotating every other character who exists in this timeline in my brain like a rotisserie chicken, so feel free to ask about them. I will not be actually playing any of them as muses, though.

[cardentist]

generally speaking when it comes to mental and physical health, if you're asked "do you struggle with this" and your answer is "no, Because I Have A System," then your answer is actually yes

[carnelianfoxx]

hey girl. do you go BWOMPF

[carnelianfoxx]

please love yourself and find you a girl who goes BWOMPF

[hrothgyatt]

man dimensional mechanics are weird. when people come here they turn into their FFXIV characters. but if I leave I'm still this hrothgirl

why do they get it temporary??? like, I'm not complaining I guess but still. is there like, no old me to go back to? thats a bit of a scary thought.

[infiniteelsinore]

It's either that, or the magic is just much clingier when you get isekai-ed into the system properly.

Fortunately though, I can tell you up front that our timeline is also accommodating to asses of your stature if you ever want to visit.

[infiniteelsinore]

I would perhaps consider my gender identity to be less strictly "man" and more "very manly muppet", or perhaps "muppet of a man".

[wildemoth]

Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight

[hrothgyatt]

@infiniteelsinore oh that triggers the auto-responder too huh

[infiniteelsinore]

Fat asses are part of my prime directive.

[hrothgyatt]

i was talking about crop dusting the rising stones but okay go off

[infiniteelsinore]

It's a pretty vaguely defined directive.

But it's not like I need to breathe or anything.

[hrothgyatt]

...

Damn okay you a-

I mean i- you're into- I mean I guess you would be a freak but that

Damn.

[infiniteelsinore]

B)

[hrothgyatt]

wAIt was that inviting yourself to get sat on?????????????

[infiniteelsinore]

It always can be.

Maybe synthskin is particularly muffling, who knows?

[hrothgyatt]

I was about to call you insane but

metal chassis I mean fuck you might

you might survive

WAIT A MINUTE IM FLIRTING WITH FUCKINg HaL sTRIDER wHAt IS HApPENING

[infiniteelsinore]

I am extremely durable.

And also in possession of some JRPG-appropriate outfits and multiversal travel.

So, y'know.

Wonk.

[hrothgyatt]

ohmygod

ik- ggrrr

fuckin- is this really

is this about to fucking hapen

[infiniteelsinore]

Sounds like it to me.

B)

[hrothgyatt]

Ssssshfjfndnhs I'm never going to live this down

alright how you getting your ass over here

[infiniteelsinore]

The deep spatial majykks, obviously.

By which I mean phoning a friend with those.

[hrothgyatt]

@infiniteelsinore oh that triggers the auto-responder too huh

[infiniteelsinore]

Fat asses are part of my prime directive.

[hrothgyatt]

i was talking about crop dusting the rising stones but okay go off

[infiniteelsinore]

It's a pretty vaguely defined directive.

But it's not like I need to breathe or anything.

[hrothgyatt]

...

Damn okay you a-

I mean i- you're into- I mean I guess you would be a freak but that

Damn.

[infiniteelsinore]

B)

[hrothgyatt]

wAIt was that inviting yourself to get sat on?????????????

[infiniteelsinore]

It always can be.

Maybe synthskin is particularly muffling, who knows?

[hrothgyatt]

I was about to call you insane but

metal chassis I mean fuck you might

you might survive

WAIT A MINUTE IM FLIRTING WITH FUCKINg HaL sTRIDER wHAt IS HApPENING

[infiniteelsinore]

I am extremely durable.

And also in possession of some JRPG-appropriate outfits and multiversal travel.

So, y'know.

Wonk.

[hrothgyatt]

ohmygod

ik- ggrrr

fuckin- is this really

is this about to fucking hapen

[infiniteelsinore]

Sounds like it to me.

B)

[hrothgyatt]

@infiniteelsinore oh that triggers the auto-responder too huh

[infiniteelsinore]

Fat asses are part of my prime directive.

[hrothgyatt]

i was talking about crop dusting the rising stones but okay go off

[infiniteelsinore]

It's a pretty vaguely defined directive.

But it's not like I need to breathe or anything.

[hrothgyatt]

...

Damn okay you a-

I mean i- you're into- I mean I guess you would be a freak but that

Damn.

[infiniteelsinore]

B)

[hrothgyatt]

wAIt was that inviting yourself to get sat on?????????????

[infiniteelsinore]

It always can be.

Maybe synthskin is particularly muffling, who knows?

[hrothgyatt]

I was about to call you insane but

metal chassis I mean fuck you might

you might survive

WAIT A MINUTE IM FLIRTING WITH FUCKINg HaL sTRIDER wHAt IS HApPENING

[infiniteelsinore]

I am extremely durable.

And also in possession of some JRPG-appropriate outfits and multiversal travel.

So, y'know.

Wonk.

[hrothgyatt]

@infiniteelsinore oh that triggers the auto-responder too huh

[infiniteelsinore]

Fat asses are part of my prime directive.

[hrothgyatt]

i was talking about crop dusting the rising stones but okay go off

[infiniteelsinore]

It's a pretty vaguely defined directive.

But it's not like I need to breathe or anything.

[hrothgyatt]

...

Damn okay you a-

I mean i- you're into- I mean I guess you would be a freak but that

Damn.

[infiniteelsinore]

B)

[hrothgyatt]

wAIt was that inviting yourself to get sat on?????????????

[infiniteelsinore]

It always can be.

Maybe synthskin is particularly muffling, who knows?

[hrothgyatt]

@infiniteelsinore oh that triggers the auto-responder too huh

[infiniteelsinore]

Fat asses are part of my prime directive.

[hrothgyatt]

i was talking about crop dusting the rising stones but okay go off

[infiniteelsinore]

It's a pretty vaguely defined directive.

But it's not like I need to breathe or anything.

[hrothgyatt]

...

Damn okay you a-

I mean i- you're into- I mean I guess you would be a freak but that

Damn.

[infiniteelsinore]

B)

[hrothgyatt]

@infiniteelsinore oh that triggers the auto-responder too huh

[infiniteelsinore]

Fat asses are part of my prime directive.

[hrothgyatt]

i was talking about crop dusting the rising stones but okay go off

[infiniteelsinore]

It's a pretty vaguely defined directive.

But it's not like I need to breathe or anything.

[hrothgyatt]

@infiniteelsinore oh that triggers the auto-responder too huh

[infiniteelsinore]

Fat asses are part of my prime directive.

[hrothgyatt]

[🔴]: Please do share what kind of food the Scions have on deck.

WHY DID THIS TRIGGER THE AUTO-RESPONDER. I DONT EVEN HAVE A DIAL PAD ON THIS CRYSTAL THING I DIDNT PRESS 1 FOR ASSISTANCE.

[infiniteelsinore]

Simple.

I too am hungy.

Or at the very least the closest approximation of such for someone who doesn't need to eat.

[hrothgyatt]

...oh shit for real? can you eat pancakes?

[infiniteelsinore]

I can eat pancakes.

And waffles. And french toast. (Doo-do-do-doo can't wait to get a mouthful.)

Such are the wonders of biomagitechnical engineering.

[hrothgyatt]

i will bring you scion pancakes sometime ig??? that is if there's some way to like, get things. idfk.

[infiniteelsinore]

I mean, no pressure. Obvi.

But between the magic at our collective disposals, I'd be surprised if there was no way to travel one way or the other.

[hrothgyatt]

[🔴]: Please do share what kind of food the Scions have on deck.

WHY DID THIS TRIGGER THE AUTO-RESPONDER. I DONT EVEN HAVE A DIAL PAD ON THIS CRYSTAL THING I DIDNT PRESS 1 FOR ASSISTANCE.

[infiniteelsinore]

Simple.

I too am hungy.

Or at the very least the closest approximation of such for someone who doesn't need to eat.

[hrothgyatt]

...oh shit for real? can you eat pancakes?

[infiniteelsinore]

I can eat pancakes.

And waffles. And french toast. (Doo-do-do-doo can't wait to get a mouthful.)

Such are the wonders of biomagitechnical engineering.

[hrothgyatt]

[🔴]: Please do share what kind of food the Scions have on deck.

WHY DID THIS TRIGGER THE AUTO-RESPONDER. I DONT EVEN HAVE A DIAL PAD ON THIS CRYSTAL THING I DIDNT PRESS 1 FOR ASSISTANCE.

[infiniteelsinore]

Simple.

I too am hungy.

Or at the very least the closest approximation of such for someone who doesn't need to eat.

[beepboopappreciation]

I've learned so much about computers recently, like how to get them to run smoothly you NEED to give them headpats. So many headpats because they deserve them. Give the computer headpats. Please please please please pl