The Other Woman Sentence Meme
“I can’t talk to you until you stop crying.”
“You screw me , I screw you back. I’m a lady like that.”
“Selfish people live longer.”
“That’s what happens when you piss people off.”
“You wrecked two marriages!”
“One of them was mine, so that doesn’t count.”
“One night and you went right back to being a Stepford.”
“Cry on the inside like a winner.”
“And you don’t think you can take her?”
“What do you want me to say? I get more ass than a toilet seat!”
“Don’t come at me with all your weird little man logic.”
“I get it. Things are coming into focus.”
“Why can’t he just stuff it into a tube sock like a normal guy?”
“I swear to god, every time I look into a pair of binoculars, this guy has another mistress.”
“I might not always get it right, but I’m right where I want to be.”
“They should have that for your brain. Like a brain camp.”
“It’s completely crazy, and I don’t know where it’s going, but we just have that twinkle, you know?”
“I wouldn’t even be me without you.”
“I want to. Let me just… I’m sorry. I just am sad.”
“As long as it works, it doesn’t really matter why.”
“I want a divorce, [insert name].”
“I’m insecure, I have issues.”
“You slept with him, didn’t you?”
“Oh my god, he’s taking this shit internationally.”
“You told me that you were getting a divorce, and that we were moving to Tuscany.”
“Nothing will ever be enough to fill up that hole inside you where something real should be.”
“You’re so much better now.”
“If we find anymore mistresses I’m going to have to send her to rehab.”
“We got played by the same guy… do you want vodka or tequila?”
“Not all, just half. That’s what equal partners get, 50%.”
“Next time, call a plumber.”
“I did say that, but nothing I ever told you was true.”
“Sorry. I’m usually a fun date. I am.”
“You know [insert name], you’re not a very nice person.”
“But apparently, I’m the CEO. I’m the CEO of several companies actually.”
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