Patron, Saint, Hunter.

Your name is PECCANT SCOFFLAW or so you recall, you are not sure, there is an aftertaste on your mouth and you are not sure what it is. What you are sure of is being the leader of the TWILIGHT SCOUNDRELS and soon king of MIDNIGHT CITY. ((Peccant Scofflaw...

[improbablesleuthmoved]

+1

[improbablesleuthmoved]

oh… oh holy shit scofflaw hahaHHA

you were pinned down for seducer multiple times in a row??? ive only had that job once or twice in my entire life!

all i got t’ say is that “be careful what you wish for” really is a sayin to live by, seein as how you were always tryin to get into everyones pants. includin slicks. warned you he was off limits, and now look whats happened to you. thats some bad karma shit right there.

[infinitesimaldiplomacy]

multiple times is cutting short considering that is the only job I have ever gotten

Oh no, don’t think like that, I’m still trying to get in everyones pants, including yours buuuuuuut~, I don’t like it as a job description. When its for fun, I can always use some of it I guess I would say I envy your lack of death matches recently, because the last one I was in, I think I blew up half the scenery by the end up of it just to be crushed by a giant waffle and cause the death of everyone

[improbablesleuthmoved]

+1

[improbablesleuthmoved]

same shit? what, you mean like the same location? or… or like the same job? 

hey now, you should be glad you came out in one piece! either the universe ‘s takin a liking to you or youve got one hell of a lucky streak. 

[infinitesimaldiplomacy]

Same job! SAME JOB

You know how ironic it already is being mafia but its cool, its cool, but when it combos with the fucker who sleeps with everyone with information. I was so suave about that up until everything I did every single time was that. Every, single,time. Yes, even those times. 

You know I thought it was fine but I’ve done things, SEEN THINGS. Discovered that my mortal enemys are fucking furries, etc. Honestly, one sleeps around once a lot and then everyone thinks that is all I’m capable of doing. Someone needs to cut me some slack.

[improbablesleuthmoved]

+1

[improbablesleuthmoved]

heh, thats quite a list. though youve always been the type to string up too many things at once n all.

yeah, yeah, pick on me for takin on the low-payin legal job. im pretty good, havent got sucked into any more mafia rounds yet which is kind of nice, but forebodin in a way? not sure honestly. 

[infinitesimaldiplomacy]

You have gotten lucky, I’ve been up and down quite a while always summoned for the same shit over and over

I thought I had it won but its so repetitive, I don’t do anything else besdies that

And its giving me a headache in places I’m not suposed to have one

[improbablesleuthmoved]

+1

@infinitesimaldiplomacy 

hey scoff! been a while since ive seen you around. hows things?

[infinitesimaldiplomacy]

Dandy, slow, intresting, all together into a mess. But what  can I say, some things hold up better than others. 

How are your things? Got evicted from that old office yet?

[infinitesimaldiplomacy]

Your wager

[oneshadyhellhound]

[pvt] what do you want

[infinitesimaldiplomacy]

[pvt] Good wishes and nice times

[infinitesimaldiplomacy]

Your wager

[infinitesimaldiplomacy]

I always liked the dogs

[oneshadyhellhound]

…

[infinitesimaldiplomacy]

I always liked the dogs

[infinitesimaldiplomacy]

Isn’t the problem that you can never do anything about it

[oneshadyhellhound]

yeah

[infinitesimaldiplomacy]

Why do you bother then? 

[oneshadyhellhound]

i ccant do this im srory 

[infinitesimaldiplomacy]

Isn’t the problem that you can never do anything about it

[oneshadyhellhound]

[a-succulent-gardener-deactivate]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH REALLY GOOD A+

JFC

[infinitesimaldiplomacy]

Oh boy howdy he is mad

[cravefoodie]

[buckingcrime]

Another one? Huh.

And i’m Sawbuck. How are you doing today, if you don’t mind me asking?

[infinitesimaldiplomacy]

I’m doing pretty well and dandy, thank you for asking

Ah Sawbuck, that is a very intresting name

[doxysproxy-blog]

Is that so? Well, you certainly seem to have captured the interest of our dear Innovator.

[pvt]

You’d better treat them right, or I’ll make sure there’s hell to pay. :)

[infinitesimaldiplomacy]

Not that was exactly intended, but it was just how it played out

[pvt]

Do you think of me mad to do as such, but I will note that down for future reference

[doxysproxy-blog]

It is. Can’t say I’ve ever seen you around before. What’s brought your attention to our humble little city?

[infinitesimaldiplomacy]

Nothing but mere curiosity if I may say, I am really fond of the view so far

[ofpicklesandinspectors]

–PI gave a sigh and had to drop the gun as well, he hesitated on it, if he could give one shot, just one, but he wouldn’t risk Droog on it, he wouldn’t dare. He had to give it to Scofflaw, he was playing it safe. Safe and cheap, hostage Droog, of course because he wouldn’t come in himself otherwise the scenario would have been quite different.–

There is a bunch of things I would like to talk about but I consider it a waste of vocal creativity towards what you trully deserve to know, so alas, lets talk what you can muster

–He was really pissed off and dead worried about Droog, how come Scofflaw didn’t come when it was his turning night, that would had made things easier for everyone. For himself specially.–

[infinitesimaldiplomacy]

--All good going now, what was next ah yes.--

“Now first off, some space between you and the Inspector, I do believe he doesn’t like well... his personal space being taken over am I right. Well now that we are at it, see this is a quick interchange, I need the Inspector over here and I will give you Droog back hm, deal? Because lets be realistic here, someone is dying tonight and I can leave at any second and I don’t feel like negotiating so if Droog has to die so let be it, step away from the Inspector. NOW.”