Cortex

If I were to write a book about my life, it would be a tragedy.

[pokemon-i-choose-you]

please unmute

[toastbutteregg]

UNMUTE

Do it

[driippp-deactivated20231231]

[rapewhistled2013login-deactivat]

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

[ohbellamy]

#same energy

[evilspice]

[veryfunnymemes]

[cosed]

god i wish i lived in minecraft

[cosed]

like imagine! u live in a little hut by the ocean and its a lil ugly but its ok because u have an awesome colorful flower garden n maybe a little farm and u can survive solely by eating like. apples. n other food u grow and have a pack of tamed wolves n ocelots AND parrots to keep you company and u can just spend ur days exploring far away but u can always make ur way back home and u never run out of resources n theres no pollution and its serene n simple and u can just….. exist…… in peace……..

[silverjirachi]

and at night zombies chase you and in the morning an alien blows up your house

[astarlingdiscovery]

Tumblr blue through the years.

[drearyhours]

computer illiteracy pride flag

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

short girls always wanna fight yall like mini batteries overflowing with energy cause yall bodies too small to contain it if only yall had used it to grow instead

[tokyofashionpolice]

Why does no one talk about this

[fr3akuency]

Xiaoin Showdown was an amazing fucking show and nobody will tell me otherwise

[frozen-felix]

[vergeangst]

Why can’t I stop watching this

[vergeangst]

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

[xxfluffypandazxx]

He l p m e

[vergeangst]

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

[dutchster]

when it’s november 1st

[crazyaboutlefandoms]

Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life

[catchymemes]

[akak4]

So fun

[gahdamnpunk]

I AM DECEASED 😭😭

for the love of god UNMUTE this

[cancerianprincess]

SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀

[ruinedchildhood]

[scarlettevolving]

[urcoolhandluke]

That she so is…

[bratty-little-princess99]

.

[localstarboy]

Saudi Arabia gave women permission to drive and this is the first thing they do 😭

[snellyboi]

This shit’s harder than ANY post malone track

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Somebody on twitter called her SaudiB

[vanitysgrace-deactivated2018100]

This track is hard

[wallofdis]

I saw that someone who speaks Arabic took a stab at translating it and it turns out she’s basically doing a PSA about safe driving rules and I fell in love