Snorkjuice™️

Comedy, Musical Theatre & Marvel

[camo--zamboni-deactivated201510]

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

[camo--zamboni-deactivated201510]

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

[camo--zamboni-deactivated201510]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

[knopeleslie]

[dragonstorytelling]

😂

[ibeelieveinunicorns]

u know what’s underrated??? come from away. cfa 👏is 👏flipping 👏underrated 👏yep. sceech it out.

[pantheraleoatrox]

The perfect side character doesn’t exi-

[infinitybway]

what she says: I'm fine.

what she means: You can't tell me the whole Scranton branch didn't shut when Michael and Holly got married. That they didn't fly out to Colorado to see Michael marry the girl of his dreams. You can't tell me Michael didn't try to get Ryan to be his best man but when Ryan ran away, he asked Dwight instead. That Jim wasn't a groomsman. That Cece wasn't the flower girl. That Andy didn't sing the song Michael and Holly danced to. That Kelly and Andy didn't have another dance off and this time, Andy didn't have to go to the ER. That Phyllis, Pam, and Erin didn't cry when they said I do. That Michael didn't ask Erin for a dance. That the whole office didn't plan a flash mob like at Jim and Pam's wedding. There is no way none of this didn't happen.

[gayliencontact]

[slides $20 across table]

please put bandstand on netflix

[lightningstump]

you should watch Hannah Gadsby’s special Nanette…..imo

[feastofsnakes]

Me hearing men talk about their husbands

Me hearing women talk about their wives

[princesconsuela]

mood

[im-flying-blind-blog]

me: i’m going to organize today!

mom: oh good your room is a mess

me:

me: yeah i meant my bootleg collection

[awwww-cute]

Waiting for the vet

[brokendyke-deactivated20141209]

how do you even GET a cat this small???? cheat codes probably

[biasinboy-deactivated20220427]

I was like, “Well, obviously someone’s

Hacked into

Our computer!” And they

Believed me.

[pondnaravit]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

so many white people don’t get this

[jell-o-shot]

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[jonbutter]

me: [trying to sing cotton eyed joe]: heh bye ba do ba dop in eye joe, i’ve been married a long time go

[wearethewitches]

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)