madder than a bag of cats

[infinityplus1-blog]

It's funny how optimistic you can get when you are broke AF but still need to eat. Let's see I got a banana and a can of peas.. Yeah I think I can make this work

[infinityplus1-blog]

My relationship with food is that it I am super proud of myself for buying healthy food leaving the store then super dissapointed later on when I have no snacks. Rinse, repeat. Relapse and buy biscuits then eat the whole packet. Back to no more snacks.

[infinityplus1-blog]

I got weed, I got food, I got cartoons, I got this new lighter I must have accidentally stolen earlier. Life is good. Life is Very good.

[infinityplus1-blog]

I was watching The Simpsons when I thought, oh my god season 6 is my favourite! Then I watched season 7 and thought, holy shit I think that beats 6! So now I have to watch season 6 again. And so forth. Decisions mainly based on how many quotes got me through high school

[infinityplus1-blog]

My life. Does anyone else call pineapple pine-acleese just for fun?

[infinityplus1-blog]

Me: which one is an esculator and which one is an elevator I can't remember

Friend: GODDAMIT you are stupid you know that?!

Me: well that esculated quickly

Friend: ...

Me: ...

Friend: Get out

[infinityplus1-blog]

Dirty dishes

I like to build stuff with my dirty dishes then wash them dissapear

[obiwankenobies]

scully: hey mulder, do you have a dollar?

mulder: yeah sure, here you go

scully: thank y-

[infinityplus1-blog]

THAT STOPPED BEING FUNNY 12 YEARS AGO MULDER. GODDAMIT

[prevsofialamb-blog]

the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad 

[xavantina]

The Return of Jafar charliekelly69:

i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl

Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:

Ouch

[once-delight]

Esmorolda and Corpet

[moe-moe-watches]

kelverse

[nicolas-px]

[myspacelegend]

[lasimms]

[inked-up-devil-doc-blog]

I’ve been hysterically wheezy laughing at the last gif for about two minutes solid

[karmadash-is-shippingtrash]

I get so angry, then u get to the last gif and I’m crying of laughter

[infinityplus1-blog]

Perfect

[infinityplus1-blog]

Brain: Don't judge people on their political views

Don't judge people on their political views

Don't judge people on their political views

Don't judge people on their political views

Someone: I'm voting for Hillary becau..

Me: DIIIIIIIEEEEE SATAN!!!!