holy fucking bingle. what?! :3

trans girl in her early 30s. she/fae/they/it/he/"hey fucker". fuck the police. you should probably be 18+ to follow, just to be safe.

[milquetoaast]

source

[skarchomp]

DOLLGIRL: And mistress makes sure to treat my joints gently, and provide proper maintenance if they start to come loose or crack. ROBOTGIRL: I see...perhaps our ways are not so different, after all. PLUSHGIRL: they throw me into wals :)

[avanii]

Hold typhlosion gentle, like burger.

Yes, like burger

[mlarayoukai-archive]

cat

[dogpuppy]

[i-am-emily]

was stuck behind a gmc sierra in traffic earlier today and in addition to the regular dumbshit pro-trump and anti-biden bumper stickers it had one reading "i identify as a corvette". this thing made the most ungodly noise every time it shifted gears. brother you are worried about the wrong kind of tranny

[i-am-emily]

in latin "uwu" would be written VVVV

[thequeenoftheentiregoddamnworld]

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

[oneefin]

number theory* diagram

[michaelrotonal]

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Mahjong must be swiftly eradicated from the earth and all other realms

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

The creation of mahjong is among the greatest moral failings in all of history and all knowledge and reference to it must be outlawed and eliminated before any further harm is done

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Mahjong was actually found to be quite virtuous recently❤️

[catasters]

[jame7t]

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

[lichtenbug]

[mostlycatsmostly]

[cakescavenger]

I had a dream where the MBTA marketing team rejected my trucker hat merch idea. They're missing out though.

[cakescavenger]

[mbta-unofficial]

Tragically I am the reason that the official MBTA licensed store does not do custom orders anymore

[secunit-rin]

@mbta-unofficial what did you order

[mbta-unofficial]

my baby my light my life my pride and joy officially licensed by the mbta

I think like 10 people got these before they put the quibbosh on it

[akuman0mi]

[griffonatrix]

i’ve seen like six different mentally ill women reblog this today

[i-am-emily]

seven

[frontmansdefender]

[kaylmao]

the public transportation pervert gets off at every stop