Lowkey, No Pressure

Just hang with me and my weather Alexus | 21 | she/her | Bi | I like to cry over fall out boy. Buy M A N I A on iTunes Aesthetic blog: @saturateclsunrise

[infintitiesonhigh]

I was 21 the last time I logged into tumblr and I’m 26 now and fob still has a chokehold on me I’m fucking weak

[infintitiesonhigh]

I’m back on tumblr to be a fob stan in PEACE

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

[the-daily-echo-deactivated20170]

DUDE

[diishii]

CLUB GOIN UP

ON A 

̶̴̲̜͚̲͍̺̰̠͓̰̳̖̞̙̥̻̪͟２̶̛͍̖͙̥̹͍̰͕̘͖̤̮̙͔̝̣̠͡͠＇̧̨͉̭͙͔̗̻̹̣͙̱̜̝͍̹͙͙Ｓ̶̷̲̠̥̘̱̼̮̞̥̥̭̕͢͠ ̡̖͎̹͙͍͙͈̞̲͠͝ͅ ̛͏͞҉̤̪͔͙̥̪̬̭ͅͅＤ̡͍̥̝̻͍͕̭̠̳̺̯͖͢͞Ａ̵̡̧̯͔̭̹͍̰̫͍̘̝̺Ｙ̢̙͙̥̣̬̗̱͓̠̹̝̟̤͟͡͠

[bloomflowersbloom]

This is so funny but DID HE LIE

[papapanda420]

ENDLESS SHRIMP

[chance4choice]

[peterismymans]

o GOD NO

[countlessimagines]

It makes sense though… Think of the Dust Bowl

[bumblebeebats]

So none of you were gonna tell me this is about a fuckin marvel movie? You were just gonna let me think there was some kind of volcanic humanitarian disaster in new york?

[needsmoreexplosions]

Reblog if you encourage people sending those excellently shitty valentines cards to your inbox

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[gothlovingoth]

This website sure does love to set up wlw and mlm against each other… We’re friends, we’re siblings, we’re in this together, reblog if you’re a mlm who supports wlw or if you’re a wlw who supports mlm

[thechosenjuan]

honestly a good partner isn’t necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that you’re passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it

[blackholeassshole]

this is so important

[cloudcuckoolander527]

All I can think of is this…

And on the flip-side

[sapiomorph]

FREAKING BE LIKE THIS FOR YOUR PARTNERS!!!

DO THIS!!

P L E A S E

[studentlifeproblems]

[blackfairypresident]

most of the ocean is unexplored because everyone agreed that we’d all sleep better at night if we dont know what the hell is down there

[toookish]

[veryharam]

[glumshoe]

What I say: “I’m touch-starved.”

What you think I mean: “I need a hug.”

What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul is reabsorbed into my flesh. Also, a hug would be nice.”

[glumshoe]

I’ve had to explain this to people who think it’s weird, but when I add, “You know… like cats…” they seem to understand.

[felysha]

Hearing about new tumblr updates and not having it yet is like sitting in a room where you can hear rats chewing through the walls you don’t know how close they are or when they’ll get to you but you know they’re coming.

[friendhub]

me: *accidentally isolates myself from my friends and disconnects from online communities*

me: whered all my besties go

[twitterlols]

[tchaikovskaya]

its really such an indescribable headspace going on long roadtrips in america (but not taking the scenic highways just using the interstates) like the road looks the same for hours. maybe you start driving into the mountains or you’re going out west and you go from plains to mountains to desert, but for the most part it just looks like trees and two stretches of asphalt for as far as you can see. you pull off at an exit to get something to eat or to get gas and it looks the same as every interstate exit you’ve ever been to. the stores might be different, maybe theres a burger king here where there was a mcdonalds at the last one. maybe its a different gas station chain. there’s a few strip malls but no two have the exact same stores. but it’s all the same. it all feels the same. there is no true sensory indication of where you are. you are both nowhere and anywhere. 

[tchaikovskaya]

[darkpuck]

this is 500% true