your typical non-existent infj.

it is a most distressing affliction to have a sentimental heart and a skeptical mind.

[infjelly]

I am an INFJ and my sister twin is an ENFP We're good but what do u think about that??

This was submitted half a year ago! I no longer use this account but I saw this and thought why not answer it?

My childhood best friend is an ENFP. We were extremely close for about 7 years until we naturally grew apart, but we still talk from time to time. They say ENFPs and INFJs are perfect for each other because of their opposite functions.

I rarely felt misunderstood by my ENFP and I am forever grateful to have such a lovely one in my life!

[ecclecticpostings-blog]

INFJ Complaining to INTP

INFJ: Sometimes I get so frustrated with people, and then I try to help them and burn myself out. Ugh, I just can’t win.

INTP: Your self-less nature will be the death of you. Put yourself first sometimes

INFJ: You just expect me to rework my whole entire brain and life?

INTP: Yes.

*INFJ then has an anxiety attack planning how to do this*

[vzdjn]

INFJ writers comment that they write with a particular person in mind, whereas writing to a faceless audience leaves them uninspired

david keirsey (via vzdjn)

[fuliajulia]

*get’s tablet for art, makes mbti shitposts*

[theadventuresofagoldenpair]

Accurate, except the core also contains bits of impending doom. 

[classicintp]

Fe: We seem to be losing more followers than we’re gaining, lately.

Ti: Sweetheart, none of us actually care. That’s not why we started the blog.

Fe: Then why am I secretly sad about it?

Ti: Because you’re secretly sad about everything.

[infjelly]

“because you’re secretly sad about everything”

[infj-who-likes-spaghetti]

Pros and cons of being an INFJ

Pros: ??

Cons:

1-being a sensitive weirdo

2-who thinks is always right

3-constantly disappointed by people due to unrealistic high expectations or cause people are actually assholes you will never know which one is true

4-crying internally on a daily basis over all the hatred and violence in the world

5- Major trust issues (due to number 3)

6- declining plans to go out with friends but always wondering why you are alone cause you desperately need approval and companionship but also you want to be left alone

7- hating and loving yourself at the same time

8- in tune with everybody’s feelings except your own which is weird and unfair

9- a compulsive need to do good and unexpected things for the people around you and regretting it afterwards cause you’re a lazy procrastinating fuck

10- having a clear image of how things should be done/said but unable to put in words that a normal human being can understand

11- will cry after and during every personal conflict you encounter and spending hours trying of thinking about what you should have said after its too late only to find that it didn’t matter crying and obsessing over it in the first place

12- being an insensitive judging prick but also the most understanding and loving human being on the face of the earth at the same time

14- clumsy as fuck always dropping things

15- the confusion of “ why does it even matter” and having principles that you will never compromise even if you were about to be killed

16- can go from “I don’t give a fuck what people think” to “oh shit I just took a deep breath I wonder what people think of me now” attitudes in 2.5 seconds

17- always apologizing for any emotion expressed outwardly

18- forever wondering why you’re so fucking weird

19- thinking of the worst possible outcomes of every situation and depressing yourself for no actual reason

20- can write like an award winning poet but throws up words in real life conversation

21- proofreading every word you wrote for 3 days

Edit:I totally forgot number 13 proof of my ever ending clumsiness so

13- lack of attention/care to details

Should I go on?

[infjelly]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[infjelly]

the types as Things

ENFP: drinking ketchup to cope

INFP: Nicholas Sparks' The Notebook

ENTP: Nicholas Sparks' The Notebook on a skateboard

INTP: a single oyster, wrapped in over five thousand feet of embroidered satin, drifting across the fabric of space and time, and making its way towards the event horizon of a super massive black hole

ESFP: crying yourself to sleep

ISFP: crying in general

ESTP: crocodiles, a fuckton of them

ISTP: the inexplicable urge to correct your friend's already correct grammar paired with the uncertainty of death

ESFJ: Using the :) emoticon to hide the sneaking suspicion that everyone close to you has been replaced by something sinister but virtually identical

ISFJ: Latte foam and misanthropy

ESTJ: a pair of rival neighbors crashing their retractable awnings into each other during a rather uncomfortable outdoor luncheon with friends

ISTJ: three correctly aligned printer cartridges in an incorrectly aligned universe

ENFJ: suspicious hand gestures and solar flares

INFJ: a brief summary of someone else's existential grief

ENTJ: fighting against time, gravity, and the frustration of a broken hole puncher

INTJ: screaming into a bowl of clam chowder and your prayers going unanswered

[infjelly]

What she says: I'm fine

What she really means: My inferior Fe is so incredibly undeveloped that I am terrified of communicating absolutely anything emotional, due to both crippling insecurity as to the importance of said emotions and the sheer inability of controlling my emotional output. I find myself shutting said emotions up so that I never have to deal with them, yet in an environment where honesty is enforced and emotional responses required to be believed, I often fake what is actually going on inside of my head because I believe my actual thoughts too inconsequential to be dealt with. In addition, not only is this extremely taxing on my emotional health but I have become accustomed to hiding said emotional imbalance behind a thick mask of nonchalance, chill, and intense sarcasm so as to seem mentally stable also I'm always tired

[themisadventuresof5north]

Why the types are dangerous: INFJ

They want to be the very best. Like no one ever was. For real.

Experts at concealing their emotions from everyone

They soak in information like a sponge and you’ll never even notice it

INFJs can be hyper-critical of everything and everyone and if you ask for the truth you’re going to get roasted

They have a secretive and mysterious air about them that makes them shady as heck

INFJs have a presence about them that you will always miss until you are with them again

[infp-raindrops]

There are poems inside of you that paper can’t handle.

Y .Z (via infp-raindrops)

[wnq-anonymous]

No matter how many times you try, it’s difficult to stay positive, even around the people you love. It’s even harder to believe the good things others say about you to you when you’re treating yourself like sh*t. The only people we can believe during these bouts of sadness and heartache are those who are also withering the storm. So if it’s difficult for you to get through your day or even shower or get out of bed, we want you to know that you’re not alone. Please read these quotes, they will make you a better person than you were even two minutes ago. *Check back every Saturday for new quotes.

[intp-hates-everyone]

INTP and INFJ best friends?

INFJ: This is a bad plan. INTP: You keep saying that, yet you’re going along with it.

[infjelly]

crying

[fyp-psychology]

Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence.

Erich Fromm (via fyp-psychology)

[fyp-psychology]

A possible link between ‘madness’ and genius is one of the oldest and most persistent of cultural notions; it is also one of the most controversial.

Kay Redfield Jamison, Touched With Fire (via fyp-psychology)

[fyp-psychology]

Love is an attempt to change a piece of a dream world into reality.

Theodor Reik (via fyp-psychology)

[fyp-psychology]

I realize that if I were stable, prudent and static; I’d live in death. Therefore I accept confusion, uncertainty, fear and emotional ups and downs, because that’s the price I’m willing to pay for a fluid, perplexed and exciting life.

Carl Rogers (via fyp-psychology)

[wordsnquotes]

engentado

(noun) A Spanish untranslatable word, engentado is defined as literally feeling “peopled out,” and having the desire to have some alone time to get away from the world and recharge oneself. (via fyp-psychology)