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Ladies is it gay to venture into the ancient catacombs of a fallen city, nearly die falling off a cliff, and go through intense trauma trying to retrieve a recipe for an ancient elven beverage simply because you're simping for a hot tiefling tavern owner and she asked you nicely?

#patience true #dnd #monk #d&d #art #digital art #my art #original art #d&d art #dnd oc #dnd art #dnd character

My dm suggesting multiclassing my warlock into a swarmkeeper ranger, but she doesn't have the wisdom prerequisite. So instead, I just designed a variant Eustala who is a multiclass swarmkeeper ranger and underdark druid for ultimate spidery shenanigans 🕷️💜

#eustala araneidae #drow #swarmkeeper ranger #underdark druid #dnd oc #my art #d&d #dungeons and dragons

Since all my players couldn't be there for our ongoing campaign this week, the ones who could decided they wanted to do a western themed oneshot instead of continuing the story without half the party and I'm so excited to run this 🤠

It's set in Deadhorse, BW (the Bandit Wastes), a settlement built near a bountiful gold mine. Its a lawless town full of strange folks and hellish goings on, but if you don't ask any questions or pry too deep, you'll get along just fine...

Wiley Sparkz is a dwarven evocation wizard with a penchant for blowin' things up. He moseyed on into town on his trusty phantom steed mule, Jesse, and it's just a coincidence that she has the same name as the party's fighter, he swears.

The Green Blur is a goblin outlaw who is aces with a pistol and has the monastic discipline to match. A kensei monk whose unarmed strikes are pistol whips, he's a man of mystery and talent. This here dm has her work cut out for her, as she ever so kindly let him have an immovable rod, and he used it to trip up a bandit's horse and cause a three horse pile up on the road into Deadhorse.

Adelaide Atkins is a variant human valour bard (and the party's npc support caster) who's real good at motivatin' them cowboys if ya get her meaning 👀 she's a tavern brawler who wields a broken bottle as well as any soldier wields a sword, but she don't get much bother 'round these parts seein' how her daddy is the local crime boss.

Jesse Lawless, variant human cavalier fighter, is one o' them lone ranger types, ridin' from town to town on her big ol' horse Chadsworth. Everywhere she goes she gets tellt "this town ain't big enough for the both of us," and so she heads on out due to her cripplin' social anxieties.

It's gonna be a session of terrible old west accents, puntastic npc names, and far too much lore for a single oneshot, because apparently I don't understand the concept of reigning it in...

#deadhorse #dnd oneshot #dnd #dnd art #dungeons and dragons #d&d #5e #wild west #my art

Dungeons and dragons is all about escaping into a fantasy world where you can do things like, *checks notes from my last session*, spend four hours getting shitfaced in a divey tavern ranting about how your ex-husband is a bastard

#d&d #dnd #dnd shenanigans #dungeons and dragons #dnd stories #yes I mean four hours of real world time #that's all I did for the entire session #we cut between other characters running errands and having emotional moments with each other #and me... a 6'8 barbarian getting sloppy drunk and coming up with not-so-creative mean names for his ex #angus o'shea

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Here I am.

#yes pls #items #weapons #homebrew #dnd

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playing dnd with my dads cishet friends blows because theyre way too into combat mechanics and dont understand that youre supposed to be having fun but on the other hand i play giant nonbinary firbolg necromancer named pickles mcburgersson who has orange hair and keeps resurrecting the enemies we kill and then gives them therapy and its baffling to all of these forty something men who have never actually had fun playing dnd

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two human fighters, one elf wizard and a dwarf cleric (all white with names like eric von broghson and all of their backstories include dead daughters and a dragon) and pickles mcburgersson the bighuge nonbinary necromancer and their seven undead orcs dealing with childhood trauma having a party discussion

#I'm obsessed with this post #dnd

Things got narratively tense for the character I play in my longest running campaign so I temporarily swapped her out for this babe 😍

Eustala Araneidae, homebrew Lolth warlock and daughter of the High Priestess of Lolth, is the best-dressed & baddest bitch in the ancient ruined underdark city we're exploring, or at least that's what she was supposed to be.

In practice she's just turned out to be a big nerd who's really passionate about spiders and preserving her ancient cultural heritage, and I love that for her.

#eustala araneidae #lolth #drow #dnd #dungeons and dragons #5e #warlock #d&d #my characters #my art

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Some DnD Homebrew Rules to Fix Common Player Bugbears (Not Bugbear Player Characters, Which Are Perfect)

Brought to you by DMs who have had to concede with players that, yeah, that rule is dumb, let’s fix it.

“Natural 20′s on Initiative are a waste of a Crit″- A Nat20 on initiative gives the player one Hasted Action (to be used to Attack once, Dash, Disengage, Dodge or Use An Item) for the first Round of combat. Nat1′s on Initiative mean the player can use their Action or Bonus Action but not both, and loose their Reaction for the first Round of combat.

“This Healing Potion cost me all my gold and it’s healed me for nothing.” - You can use a Healing Potion as an Action or a Bonus Action. If used as an Action you stop and concentrate on drinking it, and heal the max amount of HP. If used as a Bonus Action, you take a swig and hope it was enough, so you roll for the healing received as per usual rules.

“The Cleric has run out of Spell Slots and there is no healing Cantrip, we’re screwed and they feel useless” - Since Clerics are literal channels between their god and the world, I’ve given my Clerics an ability we called Divine Conduit - As an Action, you may cast Cure Wounds without a Spell Slot by sacrificing your own HP equivalent to 10xthe Spell Level you cast it at (10 HP for Lvl 1, 20 for Lvl 2 etc) as you literally burn yourself up by releasing more divine power than your body can take.

“Why don’t cats have Darkvision?” - No clue. Cats have Darkvision now.

Remember, if the rules as written aren’t working for you and your group, you can change them!

#oooh interesting #alternative rules

A lil sketch I did in honour of my Tomb of Annihilation party bonding with Azaka over their mutual dislike of the flaming fist and the colonialist mindset of swordcoast natives trying to impose their control on Chult 🤙

#tomb of annihilation #azaka stormfang #dnd #d&d #npc #if ya thought I would brush past all the troublingly colonialist elements of this adventure ya thought wrong #I admit I'm not an expert and I might get things wrong but I'm making a point of emphasising the negative impact of the colonisation #yall don't get to say that chultans were violent and warring until the amnians introduced them to capitalism smh #there are underlying tensions between the baldurs gate contingent and the locals and I'm trying to let that come through in the game #like there are hints in the book but it's not enough to offset the suspect world building that there is at times #our tabaxi barbarian is a chultan native and he's totally vibed with azaka over their dislike of foreign influence on their way of life #it's beautiful to behold #they visited fort beluarian and there was a not so subtle undertone of these guys are cops and colonisers and we hate them 👌👌

Get you a girl who can do both 👌👌

I played Eustala as a trickery cleric in a oneshot and blew the dms mind when we encountered some high elves and she immediately disguise self-ed into a high elf priestess of Corellon with a fake name and cover story ready to go.

I like to think that Lolth smiled upon me for my shenanigans that day 🕷️🙏

#eustala araneidae #trickery cleric #dnd #dnd shenanigans #drow #lolth

My storm herald barbarian (a weathered fisherman best described as 'Jason Momoa if he was a 50-year-old bear'), got fed up with the rest of the party in our Saltmarsh campaign for not listening to his plans, so he wandered off on his own (on the back of a super high stealth roll) to catch the monster they were hunting by himself

Good thing the dm is Angus' number one fan and was so entertained by his sass that she went along with it just to not so subtly hint to the rest of the party that they should listen to him more 😁

#angus o'shea #Saltmarsh #dnd #dnd memes #dnd shenanigans

Say it with me, kids: good👏aligned👏characters👏aren't👏boring👏, good👏aligned👏characters👏are👏valid👏too👏

#dnd #d&d #dnd memes #d&d memes #good aligned

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I am being personally victimised by my dnd group, a thread:

Made a fun meme of my dnd character based on her interactions with a night hag last session (aka she tried to flirt with it):

Was promptly roasted by a party member (who is sore that my monk is a bigger chad than his bard):

Was THEN promptly roasted by our DM:

So guess who has two fists, 2hp left from trying to beat up an aboleth, and is gonna seduce the next lady dragon we meet out of spite!

This guy 👉👉

#dnd #dnd shenanigans #dnd art #patience true #dnd memes

My quarantine mood

#dungeons and dragons #d&d memes #quarantine vibes

Almost straight up murdered our paladin last session in ToA, lads.

Let me tell you, the roller-coaster of emotions I experienced as I got to roll 8d6 damage dice (euphoria and glee) to the moment I glanced at my notes and saw that she had an hp max of 16 (creeping dread) realised that 36 damage would insta kill her (horror, fear, holy shit this is only session 3 I'm a horrible vengeful god), realising that I'd forgotten to update her hp max on my notes because they'd leveled up to level 2 last session so she actually has a max of 22hp (relief, hysteria)

#tomb of annihilation #d&d shenanigans #my games #dm thoughts #memes