Esmé’s Evil Schemes Corner

Queer gremlin and all her ridiculous musings.

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I was trying to type “The Song of Achilles” but I made a typo because my fingers are actually overcooked slippery noodles and wrote “The Dong of Achilles” and my brain immediately thought “oh, no, no, that belongs to Patroclus”

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New Year’s resolution for 2025 is to generally be happy, generally be witty, generally be honest, but above all, always be interesting.