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Hi-ho! Do you like dorks? Do you like OCs that have an abundance of AUs and stuff? Do you enjoy plotting things out and weaving together fun situations? If so, give this post a like or a reblog if you’d be interested in interacting with an indie fandomless OC!

Some verses include DOOM, Pokémon, Fallout, and more; don’t be shy about them, either!

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"Unga bunga."

[ingenieurwesen]

Hi-ho! Do you like dorks? Do you like OCs that have an abundance of AUs and stuff? Do you enjoy plotting things out and weaving together fun situations? If so, give this post a like or a reblog if you’d be interested in interacting with an indie fandomless OC!

Some verses include DOOM, Pokémon, Fallout, and more; don’t be shy about them, either!

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IN OTHER NEWS like this for a starter or something; maybe i'll hop into your dm's to discuss plots sdfkjdfhgf

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pinkrival​:

                ❝ bit far from HOME, aren’t you? ❞ the gym leader noted idly —— more out of curiosity than anything else, really.      ( truth be told, making small talk wasn’t one of bede’s strong points. ) ❝ was there anything SPECIFIC that brought you to the galar region? you’re under no obligation to respond, obviously. i’m just curious. ❞ a pause, followed by a quiet      ( if somewhat frustrated ) huff. ❝ truth be told, i’ve never had many OPPORTUNITIES to travel. i suppose you could say it’s a necessary sacrifice that comes with the job. ❞ of course, before taking up the gym leader position, bede had even fewer chances to see the rest of the world. it was only quite recently that he left the region for the FIRST TIME in his entire life.

               best to keep that part to himself, though. a complete stranger didn’t need to know his STORY.      ( not that the skeletons in his closet were very well hidden these days. )

               giving his head a BRISK shake, bede continued. ❝ either way… it sounds as if you’ve been quite fortunate. ❞ he spared a glance at the steel type, biting the inside of his cheek to fight off a FOND smile. it was always nice to see pokemon so clearly happy with their trainers. ❝ i can tell you have a strong bond. consider it my inherent EXPERTISE as a gym leader talking. ❞ as if. ❝ it’s a pity you aren’t one for battling. even if you aren’t interested in the competitive scene, it can still work as a nice way to connect with your pokemon. it also helps burn off that excess ENERGY. ❞ a brief, sympathetic look. ❝ still, it’s not for everyone, i suppose. ❞

               … of course, bede couldn’t relate.      ( a life without BATTLING? perish the thought. )

“I travel quite a bit, so I’m not surprised that I ended up here, of all places. It’s certainly a bit different than what I was used to, but there’s no harm that comes from mixing things up every now and again.”

He does, however, take a brief moment to rub at his temple and purse his lips.

“I suppose that battling would expend some of the excess energy, but I’m much too worrisome to actually participate in them. I guess it’s just one of my irrational fears of being caught up in the middle of all of it.” Fritz never really was the type of person to battle - more like the kind of person who tried to solve mundane problems with the help of his pokémon. He’s of the pragmatic sort, no doubt.

Though, soon enough, he pulls out his phone and briefly checks up on something. His attention wasn’t taken off of the subject at hand, but he does decide to change it up a little bit as he turns his gaze back upwards.

“I don’t really know all that many people in the Galar region, however. My networking skills haven’t exactly been put to the test, but I’m content with simply exploring what the place has to offer. A good hike every now and then is all I need to keep my head clear.”

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consider: fritz with cat ears and floofy paws with chubby hand beans-

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sdfkjdf since everyone else is doing it, there are a significant amount of pros and cons to dating fritz, which range from:

- free math/science tutor - floofy head of hair that’s primed for patting/nuzzling a face into - may or may not bore you to sleep sometimes - always gives good explanations about how to do things - easily flustered (!!!) - extensive video game library - can never reach the top shelf - lots of blankets on the couch - plenty of foreign and imported snacks - sometimes irritable when he can’t figure something out - spontaneous hugs n’ smooches - will always say if he isn’t ready to do something yet - not really outgoing, but will do new things if prompted to - the perfect size for scooping up and carrying princess style - beautiful violet eyes that are good to stare into while confessing love

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fritz's metang actually eats like a crab. a round, metal, floating crab. yeah.

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pinkrival:

              the gym leader’s expression SOFTENED just a fraction, one hand moving to run fingers      ( absentmindedly ) through his hair. ❝ suppose you make a decent point. ❞ bede admitted, a touch begrudgingly. he wound several pale strands around his index finger before releasing them —— watching as they bounced back into place. ❝ it’s always been this COLOR. ❞ a light frown. he wasn’t sure why he even felt obligated to explain as much. perhaps to do away with any incorrect ASSUMPTIONSabout his sense of aesthetics. ❝ as hard as it is to believe, i swear this is completely natural. you wouldn’t be the first to notice. ❞

              bede silently wondered if he INHERITED it from someone.     ( not that he would ever know the answer. )

              the unexpected arrival of the steel type quickly pulled him out of his thoughts. he arched a brow at the duo’s ANTICS. ❝ for someone who claims not to be one for battling, you certainly have an exceptionally POWERFUL pokemon by your side. ❞ the gym leader noted dryly. he had done his homework, of course —— he knew all about the species’ durability, speed and psychic abilities.      ( one never knew when such knowledge would come in handy. ) ❝ metang are quite uncommon in northern galar. although... ❞ he tilted his head, regarding the otherTHOUGHTFULLY. ❝ that hardly matters. you aren’t from around here, are you —— ?❞

“I wouldn’t exactly call myself a local, so you have that correct. I’m from a region quite a bit east of Kalos.” He shoves his hands into his pockets and shifts a little bit on his feet. He’s.. Still kind of coping with the feeling of an exceptionally heavy Pokémon hitting him right in the gut. Hrgh.

“As for the Metang, it kind of took a fondness to me when I was on a hiking trip of sorts. In the end, it kind of works out for both of us. It gets fed, and I get a helping hand. If you haven’t already gathered it, I’m kind of short and I’m not too strong.” That is, he’s heavily implying that he uses the ‘mon as a helper of sorts.

At that point, Fritz takes a moment to rake a hand through his own hair with a slightly irritated huff. “Of course, it’s a bit of its own spirit at times - most notably when we aren’t really doing any work.” The Metang, of course, shoots a glance over at Fritz, before nudging him with the smooth edge of its main body.

“..I suppose that it also likes to tote me around on top of it as a sort of.. ‘Transportation,’ of sorts. It’s mildly annoying whenever I’m not prepared. Something something, ‘wind in the eyes’. You get the gist.”

[vhsmeme]

* talk about your muse!

send 🍯 for a food headcanon

send🥛for a drink headcanon

send 🐢 for a mental health headcanon

send 🦄 for a physical health headcanon

send ⌛for a sleep headcanon

send 💕 for a love headcanon

send 💣 for a stress headcanon

send 😵 for a sickness headcanon

send 🤲 for a religious headcanon

send 🏡 for a home headcanon

send 🍬 for a family headcanon

send 💼 for a work headcanon

send ⛈️ for a sadness headcanon

send 😡 for an anger headcanon

send 💩 for a ridiculous headcanon

send 🌼 for a happiness headcanon

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Seb’s helmet - Istanbul 2020

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okay oKAY BUT

fritz riding his metang like it’s some kind of skateboard

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pinkrival·:

               moving to ballonlea meant adjusting to life in a town that saw very little SUNLIGHT year round. a minor inconvenience at best—— yet bede had always been awfully pale to begin with. with the change, his pallor had slowly started to drift towards SICKLY territory, and      ( as someone preoccupied with appearances as he was ) the last thing the gym leader wanted was to look half-dead on his feet. as a result, bede took just about every opportunity he could get to soak up a bit of sun.      ( something easier said than done in galar. ) with the seasons quickly changing and growing colder, his desperation had only grown.

               that particular day had been quite the RARITY—— not too chilly, not too cloudy. perhaps the last half-decent bit of weather he would be seeing for quite some time. the gym leader had decided to make the most of it, finding a nice place in a public park to read.

               it was supposed to be RELAXING. unfortunately, it seemed as if fate had other plans for the fairy trainer.      ( as it all too often did. )

               being as perceptive as he was frequently came in HANDY during battle.      ( tiny details standing out to the boy with perfect clarity. ) however, there were times when it became more of an inconvenience—— such as, when he was simply trying to mind his own business and felt the weight of another’s GAZE upon him. for a moment, bede considered trying to ignore it. he should get used to being stared at, he had reasoned. he was a gym leader, after all.      ( people were bound to gawk at him whether he wanted them to or not. ) upon reading the same sentence for the third time over, the boy quickly lost his patience.

               bede shut his book and looked up, scowling a bit as he did so.❝ do you need SOMETHING? ❞

Ah. That’s an ever-so-slightly volatile reaction. Fritz makes a point to frown as the gym leader’s patience  (or lack thereof)  ends up giving him a snippy remark.

“Ah. My apologies; it’s not everyday that one sees a gym leader with such hair.   ...Or, rather, completely white hair.” Fritz always thought that the ‘out-there’ hairstyles that most of the gym leaders had were quirky  (and, quite frankly, ridiculous at times).  Oh well - someone of that importance had to have some kind of unique style about them, right?

“It’s my fault for staring, though. I would indulge you in a bit of a scuffle, but-”   Thump.  A high-speed impact from a particularly disk-like Pokémon directly to Fritz’s abdomen leaves him doubled over.   Cough, wheeze.   Looks like his Metang ended up speeding back from god-knows-where and wanted to let the brown-haired lad know that it was, in fact, in the immediate vicinity. A bit too immediate for his comfort, anyways - but the steel-type immediately hovers beside him in an almost mockingly cheerful manner.

“Hrrghghk-   Hkkh- Hff-” Oh god, that’s gonna leave a mark.

“As- As I was saying- I’m not too much of a Pokémon trainer in terms of battling.”

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[yesterdaysprint]

Quad-City Times, Davenport, Iowa, October 21, 1935

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Some Non-Human Sentence Starters

“W-What are you?” 

“You monster.” 

“Hideous, isn’t it?” 

“You were never supposed to find out.” 

“What sort of demon are you?!” 

“Don’t look!” 

“Why do you have horns now?” 

“Um… are you supposed to shed feathers…?” 

“Your shadow doesn’t match your body, you know?” 

“Y-You should take a look in the mirror…” 

“If you want to see a monster, take a good look at yourself.” 

“You just- jumped in and grew scales!” 

“Are you supposed to be this… cold?” 

“Ow! Your hands are scalding!” 

“What happened to your face?” 

“What’s happening to you?” 

“I… have something to show you…? “

“Please don’t be scared…” 

“Are you supposed to have a tail or is there some sort of weird shenanigans I should know about?” 

“I thought you were kidding when you kept calling yourself a __!” 

“Did… did you know your eyes glow in the dark?” 

“You have an impressive set of teeth.” 

“Oh my god you’re a __!” 

“You’ve lied to me all this time?” 

“I-it’s not what you think-!” 

“Why are there claw marks along the doorways?” 

“You want to see how I really am?” 

“Please don’t kill me!” 

🐲+ your own! 

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@sinnohsavior​ | Cont.

    “Can I help you with something.” She doesn’t appreciate being stared at, especially when someone has an annoyed look on her face. That wasn’t a question, that was a ‘spit it out’ tone.

Oh, wait, uhh- Jeeze. He wasn’t expecting such a reaction, but-

“Yeah. Everyone’s taller than me and it’s not fair.” Grumble. He’s just gonna.. Cross his arms and stare down at the ground for a brief moment. He’s in one of those moods at the moment, and he’s much more grumpy when he is. How dare people be taller than him-

“Humph.”