Chewwie

He/him Any typos are completely intentional I do not use the AZERTY keyboard it’s false information you’re hezring.

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Everyone is a mark and I am the world’s worst conman

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Everybody is vertical all the dang time

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Computer. Mac donal french fry, singular, cold.

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Starting up a small stockpile of canned fruit for birthdays during the apocalypse, and Lightning McQueen hotwheels

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Zooble is the politically correct term for a nonbinary person

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Zon Quarb Are Bastards

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So are the Saja boys just… kpop Dazzlings?

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Can’t believe some people go about their days with no bugs in their skin

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My job is to get up high and wave a broom around by the bristles, do you understand what that says about me?

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Jesus fucking Christ?

Where i come from we call that masturbation!

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I’ve decided to start celebrating my birthday ten times each year because I’m 10 times cooler than everybody else

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Talk tuah tumblr more like

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Russian spy who retires to own a mexican fusion restaurant: I will call it kremalin sauce

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What if Jango Fett had an identical twin

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His name could be Bongo Fett, he’s a musician

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What if Jango Fett had an identical twin

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Big fan of ladders

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Trying to teach my dumb ass cat to say “Hawk Tuah” so he can start pulling his own weight in this house