You are my getaway, you are my favorite place.

Hi. I'm Kara and I am often a paradox.

[nerdygaymormon]

[lesbiandeancas]

male poets will be like, "she was a beautiful decoration, and also a cure for my mental illness... when she left me... my mental illness... became... her fault 😭"

[impracticality-deactivated20230]

I would be unstoppable if not for the problems

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[agusvedder]

[shou7]

[recaption]

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[schaduwen-deactivated20220817]

(x)

[ryebreadgf]

[wytchcore]

Transcript:

I’m about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a man’s height, he’ll add an inch. So if he’s 6 foot, he’ll say he’s 6’1 and if he’s 6’2, he’ll say he’s 6’3.

Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I’m 5’9. Especially when there’s other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he’s 5’3.

What I do is not a crime, but it should be.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[selki]

forgot call of duty existed and for one glorious split second this was the funniest youtube comment i'd seen in my life

[cute-animals-only]

[cyberexgirlfri3nd]

[cyberexgirlfri3nd]

It’s the way he has all the receipts for me

[dorkery]

HOW????? HOW IS HE REAL?????? HOW ARE ALL HIS SHENANIGANS REAL????? AND HE HAS RECEIPTS!!!!!! ALWAYS!!!!!!

[alexandriad]

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

[swirling-orbs-of-disorder]

From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.

Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール　セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled?  🤷‍♂️

[everyone-loves-purple]

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

[fromsiberia]

Ohhhhhhh…. Chinese and greek are my favourite, but there is more!

[gay-irl]

gay💸irl

[fatherharlot]

This youtube couple literally cancelled the adoption of a child from Thailand when they found out there was a law prohibiting them from filming said child on any social medias

[sciencebelongstoallofus]

Maki Naro @ The Nib