Dogshit On Toast

Piss

[vevoblog]

let’s just watch movies in just our underwear and kiss a lot

[quacula]

[vladtheunfollower]

how confidently mario jumps into the abyss

[vladtheunfollower]

-Werner Herzog

[uncanny-tranny]

A vital part of political knowledge (and knowledge in general) is knowing when to say, "I'm not educated enough to make a statement about this topic."

It's okay if you don't know every little detail of every single issue at hand. But it won't help if you refuse to acknowledge where you lack information, where your blindspots are, and what you just don't understand. It's okay to not have an answer.

[vikingfunerals]

the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you're supposed to help your friends move even if it's hard work. or stay up with them when they're sad even if you're gonna lose sleep. you're supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that's how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they're sick. you're supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there's actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.

[mikedawwwson]

A Greatest Generation Yet To Come

There's never going to be a moment where the deniers and Climate Skeptics "snap out of it". It's time to recognize the reality of what we're dealing with.

[emailmore]

breaking news. POPEYE the SAILOR has forgotten to hold back, and KILLED bluto with a single wicked strike

[oneheadtoanother]

fucked up in the crib rocking bug pants

[bisexualwario]

[sacred-portal]

[polpotpie]

Many such cases

[teathattast]

[purrdapper-deactivated20240129]

So I tried to draw a geometric version of this and ended up with

[effemimaniac]

[memeartisan]

[aflo]

[narwhix]

oh my days these bananas are bloody brilliant

[tiktokarchive]

[sour-charity]

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

sucking and fucking and whacking and jacking and slurping and burping and squirting and hurting and leaking and freaking and cocking and rocking and pissing and missing and slamming and jamming and lusting and busting and honking and bonking and getting hit by a bus

[rainyatrium]

he has no idea

[butterfly-dragon]

[wintercorrybriea]

art by Norihiro Yagi

[gwyoi]

Daddy is gonna pull out the toys tonight kitten 😈…….

[kiddsworld]

*pulls out cock*

[gwyoi]

*licks it*

[kiddsworld]

*shivers* *grabs the back of your head* kitten.. grab the among us stim toy

[cowboy]