Nico di Angelo

Son of Hades | The Ghost King Admin for RVRP💯 - ask to join Icon by @viria

[inhadeswetrust]

Hey guys!

So RVRP💯 is looking for new members. A bunch of characters opened up recently, as well as, characters we never filled.

The following is who we DO have:

Nico

The Stoll Brothers

Thalia

Annabeth

Leo

Bianca

Alex Fierro

Reyna

Pollux

Piper

Silena Beauregard

Hazel

Apollo

Hades

Hermes

Poseidon

Persephone

Artemis

Loki

[godsofhumanity]

Hermes, singing: I'm born to be mild.

Apollo: *mediocre guitar solo*

[lesterapollogist]

Apollo: my head hurts

Artemis: it’s because of all the stupidity inside

[godsofhumanity]

Teen Hephaestus: Ares is so scary, I wonder what he's thinking.

Teen Ares, staring at his lunch: FUCK YEAH it's nugget day!!

[greekmythcracks]

What do you call a creeped out goddess of youth?

Hebe jeebies

[helpimobsessedwithpercyjackson]

If Percy Jackson rated the Greek Gods:

Zeus: 4/10 has tried to kill me several times but did make Thalia and my bro Jason

Hera: -10/10 erased my memories and hates my girlfriend

Poseidon: 100/10 that’s my pabby

Demeter: 7/10 seems pretty chill, wanted me to eat cereal so she cares about my nutritional well-being I guess

Ares: 0/10 tried to fight me when I was 12 very aggressive

Athena: 6/10 can be helpful but also very scary when you date her daughter

Apollo: 5/10 very self-absorbed but has calmed down since he got acne

Artemis: 7/10 very cool but tried to take away Annabeth

Hephaestus: 8/10 helped us out but also sent us into an active volcano so mixed feelings

Aphrodite: 6/10 said she was going to make sure my love life was interesting and oh boy did she deliver. I do like Piper though so she gets points for that

Hermes: 9/10 awesome, hasn’t even tried to kill me once, sent me to Paris on a date, has dope snakes

Dionysus: 2/10 can get a better score when he learns my name

[incorrectgreekgods]

Aphrodite: Do you know why I called you in here?

Ares: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic?

Aphrodite: *stops pouring two glasses of wine* Accidentally?

[incorrectgreekgods]

Greek Gods as Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes

Zeus

Poseidon

Hades

Persephone

Demeter

Hera

Hestia

Athena

Hermes

Apollo

Artemis

Hephaestus

Aphrodite

Ares

Dionysus

[demigodheadcanons]

728. Persephone sometimes lets children of Demeter hide out in her private garden because she knows how overprotective Demeter can be.

Submitted by Anonymous.

[trying-my-bardest-dont-judge]

Athena: Did you know jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without a brain?

Artemis: A ray of hope for Apollo

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RUUUUUUUUUUUDE

[daliahia]

smiling Apollo to bless ur timeline :)

[hermesmoly]

Apollo and Aphrodite: *catching up with each other happily*

*loud thud occurs*

Hermes: I'm okay!

Apollo: ...Please excuse me while I fetch my idiot

*loud crash*

Ares: I didn't do it!

Aphrodite: And that would be my idiot. I think I'll go with you.

[sambeckdraws]

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[hermes-is-good-boi]

Hades: I think Persephone can take care of herself.

Persephone: *cough*

Hades: Oh mY GOD, ARE YOU OKAY? I’ll be there within the hour.

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Zeus: I think I’m dying inside.

Hera: then suffer in silence.

[hermesmoly]

Cakes Zeus would bake on his children's birthdays:

Athena:

Apollo:

Artemis:

Persephone:

Ares:

Hephaestus:

Hermes:

Dionysus:

Aphrodite:

Hebe:

[incorrectgreekgods]

Aphrodite: *Reading a romance novel* This is so bittersweet.

Ares: *Watching TV barely listening* What’s that mean?

Aphrodite: It makes me happy and sad at the same time.

Ares: You’re stupid. How can words make you happy and sad at the same time?

Aphrodite: You have a bigger penis than yourfather or your brother.

Ares: …

Aphrodite: *turns page* Don’t call me stupid ever again.

[demigodheadcanons]

717. Children of Nemesis, the goddess of Divine Retribution, and Adrestia, goddess of Revolution, often sneak out of camp to attend protest’s and riots.

Submitted by @doodles-by-di