Vida.

Married twenty-something with two borkin doggos & an affinity for specialty coffee and instrumental music.

[tastefullyoffensive]

I’m lovin it.

[mepphy-land]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON

[peopleareaproblem]

*dry food crunches*

Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

@captioned-vines

[geeksofdoom]

reblog cuz captions amazingly accurate

[frenchtouchx]

[foodstain]

[fartinonfaces]

please let me go here when i die

[funohtrixpointnever-deactivated]

[catchymemes]

[trend-spotting]

[moschino-s]

Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2018

[bpdvoid]

i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord

[bisexualwario]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[darkislovelyyyy]

This shit is still funny

[candiikismet]

Lmao what the hell!

[maesterroshi-deactivated2020041]

Lmfao fuck that’s me

[yafavblogger]

Why was he in jail?

[hi-imkingdavid]

[hallaisme247]

@illmaticraj right now

[booziebooz]

Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging

[quasmellito]

Facts

[ellsworthej]

Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo

[whatwhiteswillneverknow]

Just to put some context into this:

[queenstravelingdarling]

Let him go 😂😂😂😂😂

[legitimatelala]

The finger guns at the end just slay me 😂

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

my common sense watching my idiot brain overthink everything

[birdasaurus]

Alex Noiret

[lunaeregia]

paulina was an ig baddie before ig was created

[craigtowens]

Our anxiety does not come from thinking about the future, but from wanting to control it.

Kahlil Gibran (via craigtowens)

[inhalingmusic]

Happy 4th birthday to my sweet #BabyAllegro. Thanks for being my spunky sidekick; here’s to you my pupper ❤️ #pupper #vsco #vscocam #dogsofinstagram

[inhalingmusic]

Holidays are always an excuse to force puppers to take portraits 😉 #vsco #vscocam #BabyAllegro #thanksgiving #shihtzu

[sheabutterbitch]

Lesbian Herstory Archives: t-shirt collection, 1980