Ugh, Shouldn't you be at work? @inhumangojira - Tumblr Blog

Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there

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I go outside regularly

antlershade

no you don't

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okay fine I go outside weirdly

doodle #99

grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

aropride

i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

aropride

the wizard is my mother but that's not relevant

transfemininomenon

op turned off blogs on one of my favorite posts so here it is again

stormysapphic

i love you stone bottoms!!!!! to think that there are people out there who want me to fuck them and understand that that's just as pleasurable and meaningful and intimate and vulnerable to me as it is to them!!?? that a "now it's your turn" is not required for our encounter to be complete and fulfilling!! the fact that you exist helps me remember that i'm not broken or weird or an inadequate partner!!! that in fact the things i want to give are the exact things someone else wants to receive!! i love you stone bottoms!!!!!!!

orpheusilver

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

orpheusilver

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

gondwana

had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

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