whatever

they/them - 25 - the rare shy leo lover of freaky shit and mysteries

[goth-queen]

[retquits]

artistic rendition of how my cat fell asleep this morning

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[nancythedrew]

i swear HeR put more effort into animating this weird ass easter egg dream that most players wont even see than they did into the entirety of MID

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[foopsie-daisy]

I think its funny when they do this

[rebekka-schaerer]

[dumpy-dump]

warm fuzzies

[gem-andromeda]

[redstonedust]

"you don't need to go on hormones to be trans" is true but not an appropriate thing to say to someone who is seeking hormones. "asexuals can have sex too" is true but not an appropriate thing to say to an asexual who doesn't want to have sex. etc etc etc. idk why it's so hard for people to get their head around this one. read the room dude.

[iheartknightess]

[da-janela-lateral]

Outdoor cat owners have no concept of basic ecology and it shows. "You're saying my kitty is EVIL for following its instincts???????" obviously not, you idiot, its an animal. I don't blame it because it is designed to hunt and doesn't understand human morality. The cat's human owner, though, should stop pretending that millions of people letting their pets hunt native species for fun WON'T make their ecossystem collapse. If you stop hearing birdsong in your neighborhood its your fault 👍.

[da-janela-lateral]

Also cats are domestic animals????? Its your pet. Its your responsability to take care of it and it certainly doesn't look like you are doing this if your pet spends 90% of the day on the streets. Outside cats are in great risk for being ran over, stolen, beaten, poisoned, mauled or eaten by wild animals. A mildly bored cat is way better than a dead one and besides? Just offer your pet enrichment. You don't need to risk its life to keep it happy. You can even let it outside with supervision!! Look how many options we have. Insisting the only way to keep your cat happy is allowing it to wreck the environment and possibly die is not only fucking irresponsible, but also lazy and shows that you don't really care for the wildlife around you.

[w0lflupus]

Cap: 39 FACE

I forgot to upload this remake of an old drawing I had; maybe I'll do another one sometime.

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[thebeastofblackmoor]

👔 heather-designs follow

Highkey, I judge someone anytime they’re wearing a M*nette design... Like oh okay are we just going to forget about the time she literally committed TREASON??

“death of the artist” yeah I fucking WISH she would 😑

👽 sonnywuzhere following

fired again.. it's fine, that internship was really cutting into my alienposting time.

I <3 unemployment actually.

👻 jessalynterrorthornton mutuals

OK OK OK long post but I just realized I never told the story of THE THANKSGIVING INCIDENT

so to understand the Thanksgiving Incident you have to understand the story of my dead cousin Charlotte. She’s pretty well known around here but for those not from around here, she died on her 21st bday from a fire my mom started but she didn’t confess to that until a couple DECADES later…

anyway full story under the cut. major TW for death, gaslighting, and mentions of involuntary hospitalization but the story is funny I promise.

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👽 sonnywuzhere following

I HATE WORKING!!!!! but I have an addiction to feed… will suck dick for koko kringle money I guess

👽 sonnywuzhere following

ok nevermind all that just got a new gig at some plant research facility. didn’t even get to have to suck dick

🛠️ ryanscience mutuals

bored at work so...

Best Wickford candy?

Koko Kringles

Koko Mallos

Koffee Kandy

Cudsmackers

Koko Choo-Choos

Auntie’s Acorns

Cowabubble

Udder Pops

Moon Chunk Cheese (<- wrong answer)

Voting ended onJan 19

🍻 authenticanja follow

20-30 years just for dressing in a monster costume and putting my nephew in a time out smh... the justice system here is out of control.

🎲 kurseofkarl follow

you tried to kill a guest. and you locked your nephew in a condemned dungeon...

🍻 authenticanja follow

god forbid a woman do anything...

🍪 jjling mutuals

Call me paranoid but I refuse to play Hangman. Someone once manipulated me into signing something using that stupid children's game.

Seriously they had me write something nice for a "fan" by guessing the letters in the right sequence and then they gave the scrap of paper to this STALKER who--no joke-- had them leave it inside a SKULL in the CATACOMBS.. If I had a nickel for every time someone tricked me into signing something, I'd have two nickels. Not a lot but weird that it happened twice and all that.

honestly I hate being famous smh.

👔 heather-designs follow

today on “things that didn’t happen” 🙄

🌱 drmalachaicraven-deactivated01122026

Truthfully, I am beginning to think Tumblr was the wrong website on which to share my horticultural genius. A rare few are deserving of my insights, but most are mindless self-proclaimed “shitposters” incapable of forming a single coherent thought, much less keeping abreast of cutting edge research literature. If the culture on this platform doesn’t shift, I will be forced to explore other options.

👽 sonnywuzhere following

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🪲 quigleyyy follow

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🏄‍♀️ puasurfz follow

N

🦜 janegames follow

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🍨 bessisbest mutuals

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🧟 lukasgames follow

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👽 sonnywuzhere following

fired again

anonymous asked:

you're in prison? that actually makes so much sense lol. like sorry but you literally don't seem fit to be in society

👠 rudecarol answered:

more anon hate for the dodo box

💀 lamontatzekes following

when you say “God gives his worst tummy troubles to his hottest girlies,” can you include me please?

"God gives his worst tummy troubles to his hottest girlies and Lamont" thank you

[santa-ana-winds]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler