Flotsam&Jetsam

A scrapbook of fandom obsessions, and other flotsam and jetsam…

[keepinginkspots]

The Favour - Alternatively - "I'm Drawing Merthur to feel something again"

[khmelisuneliart]

all that remains

[wolfythewitch]

Hngr

[3motionally3xhausted]

My contribution of PHM fanart that took me so much longer to finish than I wanted

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[mxgicdave]

what do i sacrifice

[pseudoparenchyma]

every merlin episode ever

[tuesdayforjoy]

evil sorcerer: performs evil magic

evil sorcerer: KASSGFG ERASTYV VUHGITHY UTHER PENDRAGON

evil sorcerer: maniacal laugh

*****

arthur: omg merlin ur the worst servant ever

merlin: ur fat

arthur: go clean the horse shit off my boots asshole

gaius: long day?

merlin: how come no1 appreciates me

gaius: wow sorry ur life’s so fucking hard

merlin: wut

gaius: eat ur porridge

merlin:

random knight: uther requests ur presence immediately

******

uther: omg gaius this thing just gave eleventy eight knights a disease

uther: they r dying

uther: wats going on

gaius: well there’s this legend of magic things doing this

uther:

gaius:

uther: lol the thats the dumbest shit i ever heard ur really stupid

gaius: no for realz

uther: omg

uther: not my division u go arthur

arthur: but pops

uther: did i fucking stutter

arthur: ok nvm

*********

merlin: arthur this is a fucking bad idea

arthur: i luv my daddy he said it was good so it is

merlin: no

arthur:

merlin:

arthur: whatevs im taking u with me

merlin: wut

arthur: ily

merlin: u2

arthur: wut

merlin: wut

***********

arthur: hmm this twig tells me something has been here

knight: my lord its a monster

arthur: oh shit

knights: throw swords

arthur: it must be magic cuz nothing works

merlin: asgdf tfhtrdf filyghgtktf *eyes glow gold*

monster: runs away

arthur: wut

knights: wut

merlin:

arthur: wow merlin ur a fuckin scaredy cat

arthur: its a good thing u have me

arthur: i saved ur life

*************

arthur: daddy ily but the thingy is still out there

uther: ur a fucking disappointment

arthur: i kno

uther: try again 2morro u coward

arthur: ok ily

uther: go away fatass

*************

gaius: so wut happened

merlin: my powers r not strong enuff

gaius: i believe in u

merlin: arthur called me a scaredy cat

gaius: no ur not

merlin: thank

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dragon: young warlock

merlin: hey gurl

dragon: how u been

merlin: ugh dont even get me started

dragon:

merlin:

dragon: well wtf do u want

merlin: how do i defeat this beast

dragon: idk

merlin: yes u do

dragon: u will understand when the time is ripe

merlin: what the fuck

dragon: 2 sides same coin

merlin: no he called me a scaredy cat

dragon: sometimes it lasts in luv but sometimes it hurts instead

merlin:

dragon:

merlin: fuck u

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arthur: if i dont make it today merlin

merlin: yes

arthur: ….

merlin: wut is it my lord

arthur: ur not a scaredy cat ok

merlin: *blushes* ok

knights: um

arthur: omg its here look the monster

merlin: oh shit

knights and arthur: *hits monster with swords*

merlin: omg i hope arthur’s ok

arthur: almost dies

merlin: fuck

merlin: ASDFGHVEVK WGFH TGN *eyes glow gold*

monster: *dies*

arthur:

merlin:

knights:

arthur: i did it

arthur: its a good thing i was here

arthur: to save merlin

arthur: i saved his life

arthur: ur still a scaredy cat merlin

merlin: fuck u

**************

uther: wow my son is so brave and dashing

arthur: i’d like to thank my knights and the academy

uther: wut a great prince amiright

merlin: fuck this shit

**************

gaius: im proud of u

merlin: thank

gaius: u still have to clean my leech tank haha

merlin: hahahahaha

gaius: hahahahaaaha

dragon voice: merlin

[tuxankhamun]

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

[onceandfuturehighpriestess]

[lumism-main]

[zazrichor]

D E V O T I O N

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[fredweazley]

[lancelotdeservedbetter]

same energy

[intellectual-punk]

OP the tags are fantastic.

[farewell-to-lorien]

Battle of Five Armies

There and Back Again

Tom Bombadil

The Fellowship of the Ring

The Two Towers

Battle of the Hornburg

Battle of the Pelennor Fields

Battle of the Morannon

Evenstar

Red Book of Westmarch

Art by Wavesheep. Part I | Part II | Part III. 

[h-l-w]

Words from On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous by Ocean Vuong

[runboybeneaththemoon]