PUSHING DAISIESÂ RP PROMPTS
âAre you stuck?â
âThat wasnât the truth bus, that was the bitchy cross town express.â
âIâm Superman.â
âIâve lost my train of thought.â
âDead people donât talk. Usually.â
âDonât make me cut a bitch.â
âGo clean yourself up, you look like crap.â
âI brought you a pie.â
âI donât do loose.â
âWhy love something?â
âIâm gonna get fat, arenât I?â
âI have to hate you a little while, just a little while.â
âThat wouldâve been weird, if not actively traumatic.â
âIâve got a finger faster than a speeding bullet.â
âWhere did I put that ratâs ass I could give?â
âJust wanted to try it on before I gave it back.â
âI really wanna kiss you now.â
âYou could do with loosening up a bit.â
âI feel excitement is so much better than a lot of things.â
âWell, thatâs just downright craptastic.â
âYou hide booze in your Bible?â
âJackass is as good a word as any.â
âYou canât just leave.â
âI used to think masturbation meant chewing your food.â
âIf I could breathe, I would vomit.â
âWould you like a piece of pie?â
âI think itâs brave to try to be happy.â
âOh, hell no!â
âOoh I just got all tingly, and not just in the nether regions.â
âIf you were Clark Kent, what would you do right now?â
âHow can you start again with someone who only knows who you were before?â
âI just want you to be happy.â
âBut do you hate me?â
âIs it vodka?â
âPlease take that away.â
âIâm not gonna pretend to be something Iâm not. (Itâs stressful.)â
âI was being selfish.â
âWhat do you need to be happy?â
âIâm not a fan of the hug.â
âI think you should probably just go.â













