quoth the nerd

my friend ink is like, weirdly quotable? im gonna archive the things he says here but not tell him lmao ---------- UPDATE: THIS BLOG IS NOW 100% INK APPROVED! "I appreciate the blog though I love it" -Aug 10, 2018

[inkhaswords]

"Don't listen to Jonesy"

- June 11, 2020

[inkthecryptid]

For every real world second that a YouTube ad buffers I should be wired 100usd for reparations.

[inkthecryptid]

And before anybody mentions “YouTube shouldn’t have ads in the first place” I agree but also I’m poor so my idea is still better

[inkhaswords]

"tbh i think you could use bacon grease to make a candle"

- April 6, 2020

[inkhaswords]

"everyone is obligated to listen to a bit of Kevin Conroy Batman it’s fucking smooth as hell"

- October 30, 2020

[inkhaswords]

"i could do a forensics test on that fucking dent to see how many braincells you killed causing it"

"that thing has a skull print on it"

- March 13, 2021 (upon seeing the dent from where my head thumped the wall)

[inkhaswords]

ah, memories

[inkhaswords]

"Whenever I play DOOM the motion sickness just gives me more strength, like a power up but for my hyperactive brain"

- November 18, 2020

[inkhaswords]

"What’s the point of a punk jacket if you can’t impale someone by rolling up in a ball and speeding towards them like sonic the hedgehog"

- November 18, 2020

[inkhaswords]

"and if a plane from Seattle can't fly in the rain then im just gonna taking scalps"

- February 14, 2021

[inkhaswords]

"Immortal jellyfish, functioning body parts made from a printer, and a whole other solar system of earth-like planets sound pretty fake too but guess what bitch"

- Unknown

[inkhaswords]

- September 17, 2020

[inkhaswords]

round two: fight!

- August 20, 2020

[inkhaswords]

Your face is 100% kissable

But it’s the things you say that change the ratio drastically

You could sit comfortable at that 100% kissability but the more you say Jonesy Brand Nonsense™ the quicker your face becomes punchable

...

Right now you’re like 99% kissable. You’ve said no bullshit

But that can change. Any. Time.

- August 20, 2020

[inkhaswords]

"I will personally escort you to the afterlife"

- November 4, 2019

[inkhaswords]

"There’s already too many panic at the disco songs Jonesy give me a band please I’m dying"

- May 19, 2019

[jakesisland]

do you guys think jesus fucked

[inkthecryptid]

Only once. He’s saving the rest of that energy for the second coming.

[inkhaswords]

Hmmm, I deduce the greatest possibility is an infection of spiritual proportions. Demons have unlawfully invaded your meek human body, and only the divine providence of god and all these fucking leeches can save you

- January 26, 2019