I am the yeast of thots and minds

Hey, my name's Tayler. I'm 27 at the moment. I have an intelligence score of 18 but I can only use it when procedurally generating memes. Pronouns: they/he (No I don't post NSFW stuff usually)

[boyfriendtvcom]

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

How fucked are you?

I'm dead immediately

I'm fighting for my life

I might be able to survive...

I'll be fine

I'm doing good!

I'm kicking ASS

Overpowered & unstoppable

Voting ended onJan 20, 2025

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

[aroacedavestrider]

PICK A GOD AND PRAY

[scribble-demon]

Oh.... welll..... I mean I guess live or die is up to me at this point. Like hell yeah lets talk it out, but also please ignore my savage mockery.

[things-i-cannot-do-in-amitypark]

I’m Everything, Everywhere, All at Once and also god

[rubysapphrald]

[eighteenthofoctober]

Google maps be like "fastest route, no other routes available" and it's through the lair of Scylla

[jakesisland]

all while making you opt OUT in the middle of driving

[rubysapphrald]

[eighteenthofoctober]

Google maps be like "fastest route, no other routes available" and it's through the lair of Scylla

[askpredetor]

>Morning shift

>Customer is angry that we disabled his card

>calm him down because it is a security measure

>We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account

>The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact

[askpredetor]

Every 200 notes I wake up to, I see some familiar faces and learn that some of you just have this post ON STANDBY to remind yourselves not to whale for the new bland twink. 

Proud of you guys

[drzedisdead]

[leatherh0ff-deactivated20140813]

it’s like christmas morning

[nouveau-riche-princess]

i like how at five guys they're like oh you want one burger okay "ONE LITTLE BURGER" and then the guy cooking the burger is like "ONE LITTLE BURGER FOR BABY FAGGOTS THAT CAN ONLY HANDLE ONE PATTY COMING UP" and then if you can't finish it they make you wear a maid costume and handcuff you to the sink in the men's bathroom

[doyoulikethis-videogame-song]

Visit Original Link

Do you like this Video Game Song? #323

I like it and I've definitely heard it before

I like it and it sounds familiar

I like it and this is my first time hearing it

I don't feel strongly about it or have a complex opinion

I don't like it and I've definitely heard it before

I don't like it and it sounds familiar

I don't like it and this is my first time hearing it

Voting ended onNov 15, 2024

[doyoulikethis-videogame-song]

Song: Tree Tops Artist: Stewart Copeland From: Spyro the Dragon

Listen on Youtube:

[sacred-portal]

[booty-uprooter]

[roseverdict]

i've had this queued up since nov 1 last year :D

[miiilowo]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

The most compact wunk known to man

[ask-crow-aus]

did tumblr break the notes or am I the first Reblog

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Nop you're first

[elbiotipo]

Usamericans should be more anti-war actually. They should be straight up insulting marines and shutting down weapon factories, 60s anti-war protests kind of shit. I'm sorry for pontificating from down here but the US military-industrial complex is currently supplying a genocide, and this is not a new thing, the US has sold weapons to Saudi Arabia to starve millions of Yemenis. And though some people think it's not the point, it Is also true that there are trillions upon trillions of dollars that could be spent in anything else that go to the black hole of corruption (and call it for what it is, corruption) that is the Pentagon. Any of those resources could be destined to literally any other activity and be better spent.

I'm talking full contempt here. You should outright be HATING the military. Instead of lining up to watch Top Gun you should see it as a glorification of a fucking killing machine that serves imperial interests, enriches megacorporations and supports genocided. For the love of God be more angry about it. Goddamn.

[clubcope]

me when they say "Yes Jeff" to Gordon Ramsey: not his name

[theweirdwideweb]

Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!

[theweirdwideweb]

For all my uninsured judys out there it's for Walgreens only: walgreens.rxsense.com

[theweirdwideweb]

[handsmotif]

as a pharmacy technician i can share with you some websites that give you those "coupons" for your meds!

goodrx is the most well known one, but if i'm trying to find the cheapest price for a patient i compare it to scriptcycle, and use whichever is offering the best price. you just type in the medication (PLEASE make sure you're getting the right drug, dosage, and quantity) and your zip code and they will spit out some offers for you

some pharmacies may have their own discount card to compare to as well!

if you are getting a name brand medication, you can also look at the manufacturer's website to see if they offer any evouchers for you to use too

good luck out there 👍

[mumblesplash]

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[memorycycle]

so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you

[memorycycle]

i think honesty is a valueble and virtuelous trait 🕊