Magicians are the unicorns of people.

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[eva-420]

bastard keeps sprinting to get ahead of me then walks really slow so i accidentally kick him and then meows all pathetically like i attacked him

[eva-420]

This Cat Commits Insurance Fraud

[youremybrandnewday]

I’m sorry, does your cat’s name tag say “hello my name is bastard”

[lovelystarks]

Tom Holland swearing

[funhomes]

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

[topshotpicks]

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

[cannedviennasnausage]

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

[crybourg]

how women actually are

[ginjaninja3716]

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

[aragorn1379-deactivated20150216]

mother fuckin macys sale

[writebastard]

Her name is Doris. Here’s the artist. And here’s more Doris:

[mrs-jamie-wellerstein]

I have a physical need to reblog this every time.

[hustlerose]

ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

[hustlerose]

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[963694634758p7p69696-deactivate]

we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh

[hustlerose]

yes

[teathattast]

[prideprejudce]

she weaponized her gag gift im crying

[pettycentral]

[cowholic-deactivated20170317]

today’s friday the 13th and if i don’t get violently murdered then what’s the point

[chalamet-x]

i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂 

[acoolguy]

everyone says peanut butter is made of peanuts but have you ever seen peanuts be made into it??

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

feel the same about arizona ice tea. arizona’s still there so what the fuck

[purrrcrastination]

being an art major talking to your friends in different majors like

[mediumsizedboy]

me and my hobbit gf

Me: *eating oatmeal* well i better go do some work in the shire Gf: what about second breakfast? Me: whoops how could I forget! *starts eating pussy*

[theproblematicblogger]

Steve Harvey: Name something that two adults do with each other in private in the master bedroom of their house.

Contestant: Sex?

Steve Harvey: EKJDBRHDIVIDJBEJSJOSOCICJFBRKSJCIVUHFBRNEOSOCOVICJDBWJCOUCHR

[youaremyeverlovin]

mike’s hard hot dog water

[youaremyeverlovin]

“theres alcohol in it”

[thepakdefect]

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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