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It is flammable, though. So, you know - practical!

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words on torn paper: Specificity || by Ian Wood || A self-portrait in 90 photographs: "I'm better now, but this is what it was like to be me, then." || Available in hardcover and paperback. But get the hardcover. It's nicer. (And don't leave it on the porch, or he'll steal your cardboard.) || Get it here.

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words on torn paper: Specificity is available for pre-order! Ships July 17.

This marks the culmination of a two-year project that began with daily postings on Tumblr, Facebook, and Twitter, then morphed into wordsontornpaper.com, and finally into this book. It’s been an interesting time. Now…well, I’m kind of tired. Mostly satisfied. A little nervous, you know? But…look! A book!

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Ayup. There it is.

#artist's books #art #poetry #photography #words on torn paper #books #artist books #artists books #artists on tumblr #artistsoninstagram

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Love

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#words on torn paper #love #book's coming in june y'all #photography #art #poetry #wheeeeee

It's the long-awaited, much-anticipated, utterly unnecessary second episode of Fat Man On Gibraltar Road!

#fat man on gibraltar road #fat man #fat #procrastination #FMOGR #weight loss #bastard #miserable fat belgian bastards #weight gain #pretty much anything related to the force exerted by gravity upon the mass of water and meat that is my corpus #greenspeed #triking #recumbent trike #trike

Yyyyep it's that time of year again. With rain, here in SoCal. Not in the video, though. It was sunny the Christmas I made that. Joyeux Noël and such!

#writebastard #christmas #merry christmas #happy holidays #happy holidaze #Joyeux Noël #hairy follidays

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He's a real Sunday gentleman, with tea-time manners.

Has a silk bathrobe

Avowed bachelor

Wears a hat of someone else’s choosing

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Here’s the list:

Curious

Extraordinary

Eccentric

Wears a hat of someone else’s choosing

Inconsistent

A sunset lover

Smooth elbows

A man with specific mannerisms

Sleeps diagonally

A perplexment

Rides the carousel

An evening botanist

Classically athletic

Fraternally-minded

Wears a light wristwatch

Gives a careful handshake

Gives too much change for a dollar

A fluent swimmer

A keen-eyed birdwatcher

Fond of his mother

Elegant

Built on an uncertain foundation

Fluttersome

A real jackdaw

Avowed bachelor

A gentleman of the piers

Born with the caul

Limber

An aesthete

In the way of uncles

He throws a party with an open guest list

Son of the moon

A boy from Eton

Always rings twice

Has a silk bathrobe

Not quite up-to-code

He hitchhikes instead of taking the bus

Stays ahead of the game

A skillful mountain climber

Salutes another flag

An upside-down chimney-sweep

tag yourself I’m “a perplexment”

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Years ago I once mentioned to a coworker at a theatre where I was interning that my boss was bi (he was out, I wasn’t doing anything I shouldn’t) and she said “Oh! He sometimes shops at the other market!”

I almost fell over laughing at the expression, and I reported the conversation to my mum later. She picked it up and would joke about it for like, YEARS after. It became a running joke in our family, the expression “He shops at the other market.”

This ended up being REALLY funny about five years later when we were trying to find a grocery store on a family road trip and ended up buying what we needed from a grocery store with a big sign out front reading BI-MART. We pulled into the parking lot and I leaned over to my mother and said, “This is the other market he shops at.”

this mechanical foot is not as fully-featured as i would like it to be