[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

oh my fucking god

[communistcoppola-deactivated201]

i’m honestly screaming. his icon status just shot thru the fucking roof.

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

[fierceawakening]

YOU MAY NOW EXIT BOG

[lunaleedraws]

🌈 happy pride 🌈

dA version

[howtomusicmajor]

Things Overheard in Dorms

“That’s the fourth time this week you’ve brought up cannibalizing me. Should I be worried?”

“So needless to say, she peed on me.”

“Wow, this Heineken has such a smooth finish!”

“Do you think I can fit an entire orange in my mouth?”

“If I hear someone sing Hamilton in the shower again I’m joining them in their shower so I can drown them.”

“Someone just gave me a free cake. Should I be worried?”

“How did they manage to get that in BOTH shower stalls!?”

“How much caffeine is poisonous? Asking for myself, I’m actually worried.”

faintly, as though yelled from in a room down the hall “Can you come hand me my Swiss rolls? My head spins if I sit up.”

“Well you see, Marxism is actually” *anguished yelling from multiple people*

“Why is Ross sitting in a box in the hallway with a sweatervest draped over his head?” “Stress.”

“What’s the difference between an undergraduate research assistant and a random nosy 19 year old? Less than you’d think!”

“Let Bob Ross caress your happy little struggles away.”

“He talks like he thinks the world is waiting with bated breath to hear what he thinks about Fight Club.”

*screaming in harmony with a vacuum*

[tictactate]

Ross is a big mood

[howtomusicmajor]

Life Update: Ross has gotten married and is having a kid in August, the nosy 19 year old is starting her doctorate in the fall, and I’m marrying the person who retrieved my Swiss rolls (I had the flu).

[bumbblebeeeeee-deactivated20210]

OMG

[inkskinned]

me: hmm it is a nice day. as i am filled with hubris, i will go outside and sit :)

every bug in the universe at once: crawl?????? for to crawl???????

[jumpingjacktrash]

me who likes bugs a lot: darlings it’s ok to crawl but be careful of get squish

bugs who are very smart: between page of book, i will Homestead

me: i turn page now

bugs: o my folly!

[theinvisiblemonsters]

me who understands how nature works: this is communal space but please do not crawl onto skin i cannot see

bugs: there is sweat in yonder shoulderblades and i must be the one who licks it

me: and i must be the one who slaps the tickles

bugs: alas, i am laid low by the salt!

[great-tweets]

👀

[monkeysaysficus]

They have nine beverages between the two of them

[polychromehana]

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

[jessthecheesewitch]

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

[queen-rot]

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

[jessthecheesewitch]

[okwait-deactivated20201120]

[ren-nolasco]

There was a line. He had to think fast.

[unclefather]

[spector]

shelley duvall was ROBBED by hollywood, absolutely fucking robbed, SHE was the star of the shining (1980), not jack nicholson, she was the emotional anchor of that movie and she carried it ON HER OWN, all nicholson had to do is squint funny and thats it, meanwhile she was out there crying and screaming and shrieking and running ALL WHILE antagonized by the director who felt like he had to flex his misunderstood loner genius muscles or some shit. years later and when people talk about the shining they either discuss the joker or cube rick when they should be talking about how shelley duvall made the terror of that movie REALLY, TRULY POP. like what was i even doing in 1980??? i sure as hell wasnt defending her talent and hard work i was busy not existing like an absolute fucking fool and i can never atone for that

[afro-elf]

i’m too soft of a bitch to have lived when love letters were common practice. i’d get One and go lay down by a river and my friends would be like “what’s wrong?” and i’d be like “my friends, i’ve fallen ill” 

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

manspreading in the electric chair

[slopaganda]

jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh 

[slopaganda]

[travalicious]

[florencesques-deactivated201908]

I miss when ‘getting sea air’ was a viable prescription for most maladies

[gonebynow]

Hey unpopular opinion but while the “the curtains are just fucking blue” meme is funny and all, sometimes writers use symbolism and sometimes the curtains are not just fucking blue sometimes specification of colors means something because sometimes writers think about adding depth and nuance to their work and maybe you should at some point think that art can have meaning and not everything should be taken at literal face value

[sleepyseatowns]

Hi, friendly neighborhood english major here. the important thing when looking for symbolism are patterns: repeated elements, binaries, anomalies. Are a whole lot of things blue? The curtains, the car, the main character’s bedroom walls, the pattern on the plates, the love interest’s eyes? That’s starting to become a repeated element. Binaries? Are all those things blue but put in opposition to the red fire and the red blood and the red rose etc? That’s a binary. Does the blue window with the blue curtain have a bright yellow tulip sitting on the sill? That’s an anomaly.

These are all interesting things to pay attention to in an author’s work. The next important thing to ask is why is the author calling my attention to these colors? What function does coloring these items serve?

Maybe the author just likes blue.  But if blue things keep turning up all over the place, there’s a chance that it’s not a coincidence, and the color is serving a purpose in the story.

[gonebynow]

I applaud this addition thank you

[legsdemandias]

Addendum: Sometimes it’s fun to think that the curtains aren’t just blue and it’s fun to find meaning in minor things–both in fiction and reality. 

[korrasera]

Another addendum: Just because the author didn’t put it there doesn’t mean it’s not there.

[7842758406546745643087-deactiva]

the traits “likes spooky stuff” and “is a genuine coward” CAN coexist within one person. it’s me i’m in hell

[gerudho]

[hannahvardit]

aunt may does right by her nephew. 

[wackd-archive]

oh my god this is adorable