Pyjamaboy No. 1 Defender

No. 1 fan of rock bottom and his favouritest shovel ever (BRUDICKMAXXING)

[euroziel-mit]

[dickgraysonmyrobin]

dick grayson will never be alone but he will always feel lonely

[dickgraysonmyrobin]

because he will always be unsatisfied. not in a magnificent way that drives his nearest and best relationships apart from him in terrible, malicious circumstances. but there is something inside of dick that is constantly unsatisfied: with himself, with others, with life. dick is always going to feel a need to improve, and that kind of drive is very isolating. there is no satisfaction in perfectionism, and dick's foundations are built on being so perfect that even death is afraid to touch him

[zeitatepasar]

idk if someone did this already. i'm busy getting phd in goofing around

[rootingformephistopheles]

I was joking about Slade having a sweetheart grip on one of his guns with a pic of Dick in it and his excuse is like no no I have that there bc this is the gun I'm gonna kill you with Grayson and then I said Dick would roll his eyes and joke like 'As if you'd ever kill me with anything but your bare hands.' and then I envisioned them dirty talking to each other about killing dick the way other people would dirty talk about fucking each other. Like Slade, reaching out to pull dick in close. 'Yeah? That how you want me to do it sweetheart? With my hands?'

Dick giving an involuntary gasp at being suddenly pressed up against Slade, and he nods against Slade's chest as Slade reaches down to grope his ass, sighing out a breathy little 'uh huh.' 'I'll take it real slow baby, watch the light fade from your eyes while you look up at me all pretty and desperate.' The hand not groping Dick's ass comes up to circle around his throat and Dick moans, grinding his hips against Slade's thigh currently forcing dick's legs apart.

'You'd--you'd have to pin me down. I'll start thrashing otherwise.'

'You would, but you'd hold still like a good boy for as long as you possibly could, wouldn't you? Let me take what's mine?' This punctuated with a squeeze of Dick's neck, slowly tightening.

Dick's not actually trapped. He could move back at any time. Slade would let him, even. He instead nods as much as Slade's hand will allow and presses in the tiniest fraction closer with a whine. 'I'll make it so good for you baby, I promise.' Slade reaching around to unbutton Dick's jeans and getting his hand around Dick's cock, which is already rock hard and leaking. (In fairness so is Slade's) 'And you'll make it so good for me too, won't you. Such a good boy, giving it up for daddy.'

[kairos-acacia]

hey. hey guys. remember when tt slade told dg verbatim 'maybe one day ill become like a father go you.' alongside the whiplash of 'from now on id like you to call me master.' while isolating dg from everyone and dg being very explicitly dressed to represent slade down to the collar and making dg entirely dependent on slade. what do you think he meant by that.

[stealingbrains]

It's not immoral or wrong to like your dad if your dad is a freak who goes out dressed as a bat btw. He has bigger issues, his son wanting him carnally is not on top of that list.

[cz474]

summer is coming

[gelphienation]

and you know what? Maybe I do tag my “blorbos” in a lot of random people’s unrelated posts but I’ve never tagged a man in a post about a woman. Which is why unlike a lot of other people I’m still going to heaven

[wantstobelieve]

[♔] - one for every occasion.

(sladerobinweek day 4 - shapshifters)

AU where Deathstroke’s Ikon suit also allows shapeshifting through molecular manipulation, because the Ikon suit is science.

Yes I took this prompt as an excuse to draw some ol’ selfcest. Also can you imagine Bruce with Slade’s mannerism cause I can and it’s some good stuff my dudes

(please don’t repost / don’t remove caption. thanks!)

[graysoncest]

dick gets caught writing disturbing stuff in his journal at school and bruce gets called in and finds out they were all explicit rape fantasies and Does Not Forget About It Ever

[graysoncest]

lesbian brudick feels like a thought so powerful that it shouldn’t even be allowed. whenever i think about it i feel like the cia will come knocking on my door because i’m cooking so hard that it’s detrimental to the wellbeing of all of us

[graysoncest]

[batthings]

reading batfam genfic and someone jokingly refers to dick as mom or mommy or the mother hen: here’s how brudick can still win

[fabfiveunionrep]

and if I said that those close to bruce know they’re loved with far more certainty than those close to dg,,,,,,,, what then

[fabfiveunionrep]

they’ll both always take the bullet for you but knowing dg means wondering if he loves the bullet more than he loves you

[inkrats]

Sometimes I take a step back from my bubble of “ily to eternity and 5ever Bruce Wayne 🙂‍↕️ yes you SHOULD absolutely carry out the plot equivalent of a rubesgoldburg machine to take out your villain of the week” realize how obnoxious Batman must be to everyone else around him in-universe

Your names are Superman and Wonder Woman? Yeah okay, that makes sense you guys are pretty great haha— oh? and you’re Aquaman? Okay. I guess that makes sense, king of the ocean and all that

Your name is Batman and you operate out of a fucking cave? Oh, you’re gonna get in your Batmobile and swing from buildings using your batgrapplinghook? What’s next? You gonna go swimming in your battrunks and pack your batsunscreen? Well, what’re you gonna do if you run into a shark huh?

[inkrats]

Thought about Bruce and Dick too hard again 💔

[inkrats]

Do you ever think that Bruce woke up one morning after a gruelling patrol, pounding headache and body sore, stumbling up into the manor to give himself slight reprieve from the cave, if only so that he can look at his cases with a fresh perspective ? Do you think that, out of the corner of his weary, barely blinking eyes he sees a peak of red pyjamas and something in him just eases without question?

Do you think he sits there and feels ridiculous for a moment because how could he ever feel so stressed when Dicks here and safe and that’s what matters most? He can’t quite see him all the way, black hair mussed up and all over the place, and the overhead and morning light is only making his headache worse, so he closes his eyes. It’s as easy as breathing, really, to pull Robin close and rest his head on top of his. He can’t remember the last time Dick fit so perfectly under his chin, or when he stopped (or that he did at all, exhaustions a funny thing.)

Jason can’t remember when Bruce has ever looked so…at ease, so trusting without it questioning anything. Weightless, almost, mumbling something not-quite-coherent about how he knows he wants to get back to their bed, but he just as to wrap up this last case at least, and would you mind waiting on me for just a moment more, Robin?

(There’s a shocking fondness in the word, a relief Jason’s never known it to hold. To think that someone— anyone could make Bruce of all people so at ease without doing anything more than standing, to think Jason did that without even trying—)

He’s frozen in place, body perfectly stock still when he feels Bruce start to sag a bit more atop him, like he knows that if he falls, he’ll be caught.

[inkrats]

They’re so fucking stupid oh my god 😭

Batman: Sword of Azreal (1992)

I miss 90’s comics they were so good at balancing campier aspects with incredibly interesting and deeper themes. Like, mind you they very much do have Other Shit to Worry About here and they’re genuinely shaking their heads over some culinary clusterfuck.