A story should look more like: 1. HEY LOOK A PROBLEM 2. IâM GONNA JUST GO AHEAD AND FIX THAT PROBLEM AND â 3. OH GOD I MADE IT WORSE 4. OH FUCK SOMEBODY ELSE IS MAKING IT WORSE TOO 5. WAIT I THINK I GOT THIS â 6A. SHIT SHIT SHIT 6B. FUCK FUCK FUCK 7. ITâS NOT JUST WORSE NOW BUT DIFFERENT 8. EVERYTHING IS COMPLICATEDÂ 9. ALL IS LOST 10. WAIT, IS THAT A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL? 11. IT IS BUT ITâS A VELOCIRAPTOR WITH A FLASHLIGHT IN ITS MOUTH 12. WAIT AN IDEA 13. I HAVE BEATEN THE VELOCIRAPTOR AND NOW I HAVE A FLASHLIGHT AND MY PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED IN PART BUT NOT TOO NEATLY BECAUSE TIDY, PAT ENDINGS MAKE STORY JESUS ANGRY, SO ANGRY THAT STORY JESUSÂ GIVES EVERYONE MOUTH HERPES
Chuck Wendig on Critiquing stories (via cosplaycalamity)















