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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Cat lady shade
I was thrown shade today by the sweet lady who feeds the neighborhood stray cats. I bought cat treats to occasionally feed to the most lovable and friendly specimen – we’ll call him Dale, to protect my name.
I went to treat him today and this sweet lady – CatFan#1 – informed me that she’s only feeding him wet, organic food.
I told her the treats were chicken-based.
She frowned. “They’re still p…
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Overlooked
I don’t think “mid-life crisis” is a misnomer when I’m considering what it would be like to completely upheave my life. New job. New state. I’ll take my furry children with me and my books, but I need some new opportunities.
Because it is not entirely true that “wherever you go, there you are.” Some places have decent job markets.
I just got passed over for promotion. This is not the first…
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Down time
About a month ago, I began drafting a post I never finished, on the importance of mental time off.
And then work and life got so busy again that I haven’t sat down to write since. Until yesterday. Yesterday I sat down and stared for quite some time at a blank page, holding my pen ready, willing myself to quell the chatter and put down words.
For a while, I sat still. From the outside, I…
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May the Fourth Be with You
May the Fourth Be with You
May the Fourth be with you.
May the Force be with you.
May the Schwartz be with you.
It’s Star Wars Day, a day when the galaxy is overflowing with love from the geek fandom, as countless people celebrate an underdog, Romance hero, good beats evil saga.
I wish I could celebrate with them, but my ragtag bunch of misfits lost their Han Solo today. (Forgive me if Han is no longer a hero, if Solo…
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Brainstorming
Possible blog topics: IDEA: “Indications We Will Face an Apocalypse in Our Time.” BRAIN: Nope. Too dark. VOICES IN MY HEAD: People want the truth. They need to be prepared for the – BRAIN: Say, “Fourth Cataclysm,” I dare you. It’s copyright infringement and you’ll be blogging from the courtroom. I love feminist Ghostbusters too, but no. VOICES: Bitch. BRAIN: Jerk. VOICES: Fine. IDEA: …
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Here’s how my week started (and yes, I know tomorrow is Friday – sue me): 1) my work wife threatened to leave me if I don’t apply for a senior opening and 2) the Type A personality who doesn’t like blondes spent ten minutes reassuring me that I don’t have to spend any time with her, at all, whatsoever, while we’re out of town together at a conference this summer. Did I drink too much and black…
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Not complaining
Where do I begin? It’s been a few of those kinds of days, back-to-back. For those of you subscribing while I’ve been absentee, thank you for your patience. If you came for a good laugh, today probably isn’t the day. But I’m not complaining. The moment I got home yesterday and opened the front door, I smelled shit. My older dog had an accident on the carpet. It’s my fault; I thought carpet…
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Driving fatigue
I spent about seven hours of my day yesterday driving. I took a girlfriend to an out-of-state specialist because she didn’t feel well enough to drive herself. Except for a half hour after lunch wherein we roamed around a few stores, mostly just to be up and walking per doctor’s orders, I was sitting, in a driver’s seat or in a waiting room chair or in a restaurant booth for most of the time I was…
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And another thing
Last night, the hot water heater announced its imminent death with a drip, drip, drip from beyond the bedroom wall just as I was ready to sleep and hope for a better tomorrow. So I got that going for me. But another day above ground, right? I feel like my body is hollow and instead of organs and blood and fat, I’m filled with static electricity. I’m sitting still, mostly, but my insides – my…
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be gentle with yourself
Writing my way through the madness and apocalypse of everyday life and middle age and office politics.
Son, just don’t.
Captain America (via whedonesque)
Can someone share this with the staff at Marvel?
marvel: captain america is hydra!!
me: i recognise that the council has made a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision, i have elected to ignore it.
Civil War Logic
Thank you for this. This is exactly where my head went.
I heard if you whispered at midnight in front of a mirror : “Longing. Rusted. Seventeen …” Steve Rogers will come and punch you in the face
#CACW
#Teamcap
Never gets old.
Leverage - Eliot Teaching Moments (for secretallie) Fight Advice - 2/7 - Parker
“Put some pressure on it.”
(The Tap Out Job)
How have I never seen this? This is AWESOME. Parker and Eliot are so alike, so straight and emotionless about it, except they’re clearly having fun; Hardison looks like a kicked puppy; Sophie’s first instinct is to intervene but she’s easily distracted by the real con; and Nate never looks away from the damned television.
How had I never seen this scene? This is AWESOME.
