Kyubey

"Why is it that when a human makes a mistake biased on misunderstanding, they blame the other party?"                                                                                                                                                                                                          A Canon Divergent Kyubey R.P. Blog                                                                                                                            This blog is not spoiler free, you have been warned.

[archived-brokentoys]

“ I don’t know why I can’t just lie… I wonder if everyone else struggles with this… although, some people seem to lie like it’s nothing. ”

[inkyubeytor]

“Dishonesty is a very hard thing to do because the mind wants to be right.”  The cat like creature replied.  “To lie is to convince your mind to reject reality in favor of a wrongness, and the mind wants to reject that.  That is why many humans are so bad at being liars, their mind is rejecting what they are trying to do.  Only people who can lie to themselves have ever found it natural, and those people tend to lose themselves in their own narratives, having a hard time accepting reality.  So the trade off is hardly worth it.”

[inkyubeytor]

((What kind of kid would make an incubator imaginary friend?)

A kid that watches too much anime.  I imagine that characters from shows typically get recreated by kids who just wanted to make stories with these characters.  They probably saw the first episode and thought it would be cool to have a wish granting friend.  Unfortunately(or fortunately) that version of Kyubey can’t grant wishes or make magical girls, which is probably why they were put up for adoption.  

[fosterskeeper]

OPEN STARTER:

❝ Be kind, you never know what someone is going through. ❞

[inkyubeytor]

“It is difficult to understand how to be kind to everyone when everyone has a different kind of kindness they expect.”  Kyubey replied, with a subtle hint of irritation.  It seemed that this imaginary friend had enough of the qualities of the shows character to be annoyed at the concept of being misunderstood.  Of course, at this point it seemed like they simply wanted advice to avoid future misunderstandings.  

[inkyubeytor]

Just wanted to say, I read your posts and I think you roleplay Kyubey really well, so don't be discouraged. It would be cool to have Kyubey check on his contractors more regularly though,and the roleplay doesn't die after the contract is made. He would talk to Kyoko a lot.

They would.  I am not that active because I am afraid of being overwhelmed.  But if you want to tag me in things I would be willing to play off of that.  

[emptyxhere]

inkyubeytor​:

“Your soul is quite powerful, so there are very few wishes that would be beyond your power.  Short of becoming a god, any wish you make would certainly come true.”  Because of Frisk’s determination, combined with the resets building Frisks fate, Frisks potential as a magical child was well above the other candidates.  

“If you are ready, simply picture your wish and I will do the rest.  Bear in mind that your wish is in your control, whatever you imagine will be the wish that is granted.”  Kyubey continued, hoping that this information would ensure that Frisk would agree to the contract.

     To be fair, they were pretty on board with the wish thing as soon as it had been offered to them, seeing as Frisk had pretty much nothing to lose down here. Or at least, that was the way they saw it. 

      ———  “ Okie dokie. That sounds great, gimme a sec then. ”  Frisk said, as their mind drifted to trying to come up with a way to picture the wish they had in mind. 

     …How were they supposed to imagine a concept?  The kid had no clue how to pull that off, but that was fine. Just as long as another player never got within, like, a hundred foot radius of their soul and never touched their controls again– Frisk would be fine with anything. They wanted their soul to be free of its chains, and free of the code it was bound by.

      ———  “ Alright. Ready. ”  They glanced at Kyubey, giving the go-ahead as they pictured their wish in their mind. They didn’t really care what would happen at this point. Being a magical child had to be better than being doomed to wander an empty timeline for the rest of eternity, wouldn’t it?

[inkyubeytor]

The moment Frisk gave the go ahead, Kyubey reached towards the child’s soul.  If Frisk didn’t interfere, Kyubey would shape Frisk’s soul into a gem, causing Frisk’s wish to become a reality in the process.  The power of the reset would be in the hands of Frisk and only Frisk.  The player would have no more power to control Frisk.  There would be other effects, depending on the details Frisk’s wish, but that was the most immediate effect.

While it was true that the initial cost would be worth it, there was a terrible truth to these wishes.  Reality did not like being altered in such ways, so for every wish there was a curse.  For all the hope that wish brought, an equal amount of despair would follow.  Frisk would be haunted by the shadow of their future, a shadow that would grow in Frisk’s soul gem until the day it becomes a grief seed.  Frisk would either die a hero, or see themselves become a twisted creature formed of their own despair.  That was the fate of all those who made a contract with Kyubey.

[villains4hire-archived-deactiva]

@inkyubeytor

     “…Well aren’t you the weirdest little cat I’ve ever seen, but you’re pretty cute too! Let’s get you to the shelter, little guy,” Madeline said, trying to pick up the small being. Her hair wagging a bit, it seems she liked cats or at least thought this creature was cute enough to be friendly with it or try. She did have a soft spot for animals… even if she was bad at handling them sometimes.

[inkyubeytor]

Kyubey seemed to ark their back as the other tried to pick them up, jumping to avoid getting caught.  

“Hello there.” They said as they turned to face the person who had tried to pick them up.  “Do you need anything?”  Kyubey did not seem angry, despite the unwanted attempt to hold them.  In fact, they seemed almost welcoming in a way, as if they saw expected to get something they wanted from this encounter.

[inkyubeytor]

What is holding you back?

https://uquiz.com/Result/static/lite/tkIBzs/1019660/personality/1148268?&s=97c146f9-102f-4e5b-aceb-35145d02bb6c

Your Result:  the inability to rely on others without feeling like a burden

you're spending way too much time trying to find an explanation for everything you do and think, aren't you? you feel like all of the answers have to come from inside of you, since that's the role you've grown into. from the outside, people think you have it together. they see your open arms as invitation, and therefore keep leaning on you. at first, it was okay, since you wanted to help. but slowly, you're being dragged further and further down. you need help, too. but you're supposed to be there for everyone else. you're the one they go to when they're struggling. you've put everyone else first, and now you feel like you can't allow others to know that you need help. please, stop telling yourself you're fine. deep down, you know you aren't. things don't have to be this way. you can let those people in. if anything, they will be grateful that you reached out. can you imagine how nice it'd feel to take a break from dealing with this all on your own?

[gerenuktaur-deactivated20220726]

inkyubeytor​:

The incubator paused for a moment before continuing.  “Very well, if you truly have no desire for a wish, then I will take my offer elsewhere.”  The Incubtaor, made a motion as if to leave, but they took their time actually leaving.  It was as if Kyubey was anticipating the possibility that the doctor may change his mind upon hearing this.

The doctor did in fact pause at hearing the statement. Though that was more so to let it sink in and laugh at it rather than to focus on it. His shrill laughter is quite loud to boot.

“A wish?? Do you take me for a fool? There’s no such things as wishes!” This thing was ugly and trying to con him right now! Maybe killing it would put him in better spirits?

[inkyubeytor]

“To the uninformed, magic and science is indistinguishable.  I call something that changes the very nature of reality a wish, because I have no scientific way to describe the anomalous energy involved in the process.”  This was an admission of fault on the incubators part, as the energy of the soul still perplexed the tiny creature.  They hoped that a small display of humility would give Nefarious a reason to hear them out.

“If you find that concept amusing, you can always ‘play along’ to make me look more the fool.  There is no payment I will ask of you, as the only thing I need is the energy that your wish will produce when it has taken form.”   The incubator finished, hoping to convince the doctor to at the very least indulge them.

Of course, the incubator didn’t consider ripping out one’s soul, and turning it into a gem a price so much as it was a part of granting the wish. They also considered eventually becoming a twisted creature of despair haunted by your own worst memories the natural consequences of a wish, rather than a price.  This tendency towards selective phrasing meant they were confusing at best, and deceitful at worst.

[gerenuktaur-deactivated20220726]

inkyubeytor​:

“We have no ill intent with you.  I simply wish to make an offer to you.”  The incubator said as the doctor walked by.  Apparently the reputation the Dr. Nefarious didn’t tell the incubator how much of a bad idea it was to offer him a wish.  While anyone who took Kyubey’s offer rarely benefited in the end, this was a gamble that put the entire galaxy at risk.  

“Forget it! I’m not interested in any squishie offers.” The doctor seems more occupied with finding a cool rag for his aching head. Not that it’ll do anything since he’s not organic anymore. Some habits just never go away it seems.

“Go make an offer to some bolt-less hobo or something.”

[inkyubeytor]

The incubator paused for a moment before continuing.  “Very well, if you truly have no desire for a wish, then I will take my offer elsewhere.”  The Incubtaor, made a motion as if to leave, but they took their time actually leaving.  It was as if Kyubey was anticipating the possibility that the doctor may change his mind upon hearing this.

[gerenuktaur-deactivated20220726]

@inkyubeytor​

         “I’d rather NOT deal with this right now! My head hurts after that fight.”

[inkyubeytor]

“We have no ill intent with you.  I simply wish to make an offer to you.”  The incubator said as the doctor walked by.  Apparently the reputation the Dr. Nefarious didn’t tell the incubator how much of a bad idea it was to offer him a wish.  While anyone who took Kyubey’s offer rarely benefited in the end, this was a gamble that put the entire galaxy at risk.  

[supahbeefcakes]

I drew madokasharks for shark week.

Sayaka is a thresher shark

Kyouko is a speartooth shark

Homu is a reef shark

Mami is a hammerhead

Madoka is a nurse shark but later she becomes a whale shark

and QB of course is a remora.

bonus:

happy shark week

[inkyubeytor]

emptyxhere​:

inkyubeytor‌:

“Simply focus on the wish that you want to make, and we will do the rest,”  Kyubey replied, apparently oblivious to the child’s amusement.  That being said, anyone who was familiar with the incubator would know that taking their offers lightly was a bad idea.  While they had the typical traits of an anime, their offers were more akin to a Faustian power bargain.  

“You will experience discomfort during the transformation,”  Kyubey continued.  “And once the transformation of your soul is complete, there will be no turning back.  Whatever wish you made will be the one that you will have to live with as a magical child.”

     A wish. They could wish for something. And, sure, this whole magical child nonsense might or might not be an actual thing, but a wish could be cool. It sounded cool, at least. As much of a little gremlin they were, Frisk was still just a child and didn’t care enough to think carefully through this deal at all. They didn’t trust it, yeah, but they just didn’t care in general.

     “ So, can I wish for anything I want? Any limitations on it, or is it just– Anything? ‘Cause I got a preeeetty good wish in mind already, if that’s the case. ” 

     Being trapped in the Underground alone made it pretty easy to think about the things they wanted the most and would never take back, in their opinion. The main thing they’d always wish for was that no one could ever control them anymore. That they could do what they want. No stupid player could puppeteer them and that was the only thing they wanted at this point.

“Your soul is quite powerful, so there are very few wishes that would be beyond your power.  Short of becoming a god, any wish you make would certainly come true.”  Because of Frisk’s determination, combined with the resets building Frisks fate, Frisks potential as a magical child was well above the other candidates.  

“If you are ready, simply picture your wish and I will do the rest.  Bear in mind that your wish is in your control, whatever you imagine will be the wish that is granted.”  Kyubey continued, hoping that this information would ensure that Frisk would agree to the contract.

[inkyubeytor]

dragonsxng‌:

“Avoid physical contact…” Frisk murmured to themself.

As Kyubey expected, security were already beginning to filter out through the halls and to the outside to look for the ‘missing’ child.

After a few moments of hesitation, Frisk got moving. They avoided people as instructed, eventually making their way outside after getting lost a few times. Once outside they looked around. This town was really all they knew… If they were being honest? They didn’t know where to go or what waited for them… But they figured that this ‘Kyubey’ would help them out. So, they picked a direction and began running. They tripped and stumbled a few times before they got used to running again.

Kyubey followed the child intently, somehow keeping up despite their small stature. The child would need help if they were going to stand a chance against the veteran magi.  In the meantime, kyubey was going to teach the child the ropes of being a magical child.  They did not know how the other magi would react to Frisk, so they considered it for the best if the child learned to defend themselves before introducing them to the others.

[inkyubeytor]

That feeling when you want to come back to role playing, but the longer you are away the more you feel like you won’t be able to roleplay.

[noctis-arcana]

(Open)

[inkyubeytor]

deity-of-calamity‌:

“So when a food place has cups of mud and worms… They don’t mean literal mud and worms?”

“That is correct.  Humans use metaphors far too often.  Which tends to make keeping up with the culture of humans far more frustrating than it needs to be.”

[inkyubeytor]

(( Trope !

((The Needs Of The Many -   Sometimes, there is no easy choice to make. No matter what you do, something is going to go badly for someone.  Keep in mind, "many" and "few" are relative. The most important part is just that someone has to be sacrificed to save significantly more.

In the Incubators' mind, a single person will not outweigh the value of multiple people.  They see what they do as necessary because to not do it would result in a greater death toll.  Kyubey will always see the value of life in terms of math.))  

[inkyubeytor]

The Judge and the Faye

[inkyubeytor]

shiftedruins‌:

Eyes of chrimson follow the little beast as it moved about. After a long moment of silence, the human gave a small nod. “Yeah. i’d love to see one in action.” Magical girls huh..

Legs dangle over the wooden edge, hop off of from her settled seat. Pale lips purse upward in a small smile. Locks of chestnut fell with a curious head tilt. At the same time, single brow rose in a move of bewilderment. 

“How’re you gonna get them here?”

“Our race shares a mind.  So my fellow incubators are already talking to candidates that can help show you the ropes.”  Kyubey answered.

“If you will be patient, a Magical Girl should be arriving shortly,”  Kyubey advised as they waited for their ‘others’ to send a magical girl.